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Terrible at Adulting.

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@wemb All the way to 11.

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@tempeste And a very Merry Christmas to you and yours

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Serious to do list today. Preparing for the Alpaca Lips and saving the Llama for my mama.

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@tempeste Jesus warned us of the Alpaca Lips. You should be scared.

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@tempeste Google the Alpaca Lips. Sometimes referred to as the Zombie Alpaca Lips.

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@tempeste He is very serious. No time for games.

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Yesterday was a pic of a PoS. Today a puppy and a rainbow.

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@zooexhibit Nope. Google images. I thought it would go nicely with the rainbow and I didn't want to go full unicorn. But I would would have the Lil guy. He's totes adorbs.

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4mp cameras really produce a nice picture. It was the right choice for a security system. The police were quite impressed.

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Packages were stolen exactly 5 minutes later by this lowlife piece of shit. I guess he didn't see the multiple signs he was being recorded. I call him genius #2 (shit reference intended). 2/2

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What delivery genius puts packages directly in front of a screen door while completely ignoring my delivery instructions? If you guessed an Amazon delivery genius you win. 1/2

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Just the tip for all you Uber/Lyft passengers : treat your drivers vehicle with respect. Esp if it's new/clean. It's their personal car, not a taxi. :)

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What's up with the freaky monkey face/skull in Mt. Rushmore? Can we just call it Trump?

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Scotchgard Auto Fabric & Carpet Protector https://t.co/ojOmRZnuMd
Same as before, but now at a proper price. The strikethrough price is $4 less than was selling for 2 days ago. Shady af.

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@Continuumm_AK It's very true. And don't assume because something was a good price once, that it still is. They manipulate prices daily. Always check. Ebay and a big box store are good places to start

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Scotchgard Auto Fabric & Carpet Protector https://t.co/JolIFogbWf Just Amazon charging 3x the price of local retailers.

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@Lexx_Sylveste @tempeste That's what I said about my ex wife

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@Lexx_Sylveste @tempeste Pretty sure you can get like, a week's worth of game time. Ser though I'd go warframe mount. I love it. 500k I believe

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@Lexx_Sylveste I know that feeling. Though I'm getting old enough that I can call it "eccentric" so I don't seem batshit crazy.

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@Lexx_Sylveste Technically it's worth the same but you physically get more looneys. That is a thing isn't it?