Rakcity

I promise authentic stolen content

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

You can judge the authenticity of an Indian restaurant by how watered down the soap is

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

cowork is down, time to do things the old fashioned way: uploading confidential information to chatgpt

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

sweet chilli sauce is just hot honey for thai people

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

“god’s plan” is just inshallah for drake fans

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

i do not shop closing down sales because i do not support failure

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

i find the smell annoying when you’re chilling in a cigar lounge and someone starts smoking a cigar

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

ive swum in five different seas and oceans this summer

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

im sorry if i sound echoey on this zoom call my ceilings are too high

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

I ordered an omelette with everything except cheese and they put in broccoli. I said everything not anything

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

tiramisu surpasses espresso martini’s for the late night pick me up

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

the only pronoun misunderstandings in the middle east are when folks misinterpret Sultan for a title instead of a name

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

i dont own beach towels because the beaches i go to always provide them

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

it seems like they call anything an infinity pool these days

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

You’ve got an issue? I’ve got a tissue

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

i don’t believe in communism, but i believe in doing rounds at the pub

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

the only public transport i take is the elevator to my underground car park

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

i put my watch in the hotel safe but leave my passport on the table because my watch is my identity

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

the only thing worse than staying in a W hotel is an Aloft. same mediocre vibe, lower thread count on the bedding

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

fun fact about me.. ive never had real wasabi

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

this is my quant

[Rakcity @Rakshitty]

born too late to explore the earth. too early to explore the universe. just in time to refinance my youtube premium subscription out of sri lanka via a vpn