Ryan Albahary

I don't think I ever grew out of my awkward phase

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Thanks @erna_solberg for hosting #EduSummitOslo! Now it's time for @MofaQatar_EN & @MOFAkr_eng to make a pledge for global education

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Thx @IsabellaLovin for signing the #women4wash declaration. Now it's time for @SweMFA to make a commitment at the #globalcitizen festival!

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ATTN: #GlobalCitizen Festival @pearljam @beyonce @edsheeran @coldplay to launch #GlobalGoals to end poverty

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http://t.co/ynL8cshbpe The things you see on the subway #nyc. Happy belated st. patty's day. @sibila4ny @nbc4i

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Me- why vodka?
John- I needed something to settle my stomach

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"I was really depressed and then I moved to California" quote from a new yorker who moved out west

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Cats are too independent of an animal. It's just like having a roommate who shits around the apartment but makes you clean it up.

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Nothing great has ever been done within the limits

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I once woke up fully clothed in bed wearing roller blades. I don't own roller blades.

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Army/navy game. 12 rows from the field http://t.co/U3qj5qmn

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That awkward moment on my way into work when I think to myself, "Am I wearing boxers?"

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I sometimes like to play a game with my friends. I call it, "Freudian slip or auto correct"

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Golden Crisps was a type of cereal with a mascot named sugar bear. #themoreyouknow

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Creepy http://t.co/TXorGB3K

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I found some sheets labeled "high performance" and It left me wondering, are these sheets more productive than I am?

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Twisted Metal 2 http://t.co/4jiOJaUT

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"Love should be always unconditional" Roger Daltrey

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Words to live by http://t.co/APDnDn4Z

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We got papa smurf on the show! http://t.co/oizCSWwq

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I have a prescription for marijuana here in CA. It's for anxiety, primarily anxiety about getting arrested for marijuana. #tjmiller