Ralf Kaiser

Co-Founder, Ingenia AI. Capital markets and M&A for 35 years. Here for the parts of corporate life nobody puts in the deck.

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I haven't tweeted in four years. In my defense, the meeting ran long.

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LinkedIn is just a high school yearbook where everyone is "humbled to announce."

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"Let's take this offline" has never once resulted in the thing going online again.

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"Circling back" has never once involved a circle or a back.

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A board deck is 40 slides of "we're fine" and one appendix of "we're fine, but."

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"Per my last email" is the most polite way to say "I told you so" in a way that's technically HR-approved.

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I'm not saying I'm a coffee addict, but the barista at my local Starbucks knows my name, my order, and my social insurance number!

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@Parslco @canna_con @canna_con did an amazing job in OKC. We look forward to next year!

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@Harvest360coi is proud to be @njdotcom #socialequity partner, & w/@GrowGenCorp to offer the chance for full service #cannabis micro-cultivation licensing, education & financing in #NewJersey. Enter here for your chance to be part of the top 25. https://t.co/JpGs7bGeKr

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

M-Monitor Cannabis Banking Platform helps put your mind at ease that your CRB data is accurate, your compliance is sound, and your reporting is effective.
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#cannabiscompliance #cannabisbanking #cannabisindustry

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

Helping new entrants into the market and solidifying our reputation as a leading cannabis banking authority in the United States.
Learn more about Integrated Compliance Solutions at this link ➡️ https://t.co/oxfXxigNLz
📈#CannabisBusiness #technews #fintech #SeedToBank

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Integrated Compliance Solutions - A pioneer in the Cannabis Banking Space
Learn more at ➡️ https://t.co/b68ESsQf4G
#seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabiscompliance

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

The team at ICS provides you with Cannabis Banking Programs that have been independently tested and have undergone regulatory review.
Learn more about The Seed-to-Bank™ Solution ➡️ https://t.co/o4FR2QwFxW
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabiscompliance

[Ralf Kaiser @RalfKaiser]

New website!

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💻 NEW Website Launch! ICS is a financial technology, banking compliance and innovative payments provider.
Check out our new website at this link ➡️ https://t.co/5Ld3NANwdM
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabisindustry #cannabiscompliance

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

ICS is the industry leader in cannabis regulatory compliance software and innovative, cost effective merchant payment solutions.
Learn more at this link ➡️https://t.co/9me58KaiGs
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabisindustry #cannabiscompliance

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

From Cannabis Banking software to retail payment services, our solution sets offer a complete, safe, and compliant set of services for the MRE space.
Learn more about ICS at this link ➡️ https://t.co/D6LKZuOjMQ
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabiscompliance

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I was a guest on Episode 2 of The Cannabis Report with Michael Patterson

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📽️ The Cannabis Report with Michael Patterson - Episode 2 with Guest Ralf Kaiser
To view the video click here ➡️ https://t.co/5LBaLek2ay
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisindustry #CannabisBusiness #cannabiscompliance

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

💬 "I look forward to bringing my expertise to ICS and assisting them with their already strong growth platform and industry leadership." ~ Michael Patterson
📖 Learn more about ICS https://t.co/se2JP9xEqI
📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabisbanking #cannabiscompliance

[Integrated Compliance Solutions @SeedtoBank]

💬 "Michael's vast experience in the cannabis and health-tech industries align well with the growth strategies of ICS.” ~ Ralf Kaiser - CEO 📖 Learn more about Integrated Compliance Solutions https://t.co/se2JP9xEqI 📈 #fintech #seedtobank #cannabiscompliance #CannabisBusiness

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🗓️ You are invited to join Angela Lucas - Chief Risk Officer of Integrated Compliance Solutions at the How Compliant Are Your Payment Methods? Webinar by @greenflwrmediaon Jan 28, 2021 @ 2 pm (ET) 🎫 https://t.co/w5tWcbJNKY 📈 #seedtobank #cannabiscompliance #LearnGreenFlower