Angel Food Cake 🤍

Please don’t high-five me.

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

Does anyone use blue sky like actually for real? Cause I’m feeling the urge to start tweeting again but I don’t want to use this n*zi loving platform

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

14 years since I joined Twitter. I miss what this app used to be so much. People would say “I’m not good at twitter” and I’d be like sucks to suck bc I’m great at it. Now it’s a shell of what it once was. Rest in peace, lil blue bird.

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

How ‘bout “you are one of the best employees I’ve ever had”.

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

One of my old bosses told me once, “you were one of the best hires I’ve ever made”. And I was like, wow. What a compliment. A few years later I thought about it again and realized, wow. He really made that about himself.

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

Like am I ok

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I didn’t buy a single thing on my trip to Chicago besides food/drink/transportation/activities. That’s actually insane for me

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Dorks out here romanticizing towns where the sheriff and bumbling mayor are helpless to stop the beast that awakens every 17 years to feed

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

@trixiemattel I got the “all birds no squirrels” food which worked but then I saw a RAT eating from it so there doesn’t seem to be a real solution

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

how does my bird feeder not become a squirrel feeder?!

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

@diane5636 Hahahaha. I need to watch the show! It looks great!

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My life is The Witcher 3 now. Nothing else matters.

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There’s nothing more I want than for Britney Spears’ Instagram posts to have comments turned on

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Omg Steven just farted and said jesus that smells like Pasadena

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

I’m so glad I learned to speak, read, and write as a child. Imagine having to do that shit now ugh I’d be like “…..”

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

@TwoburritosX Prayers

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Reviewing all the restaurants in town and telling them to turn the music down

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

buttery soft leggings.

[Angel Food Cake 🤍 @Rallory]

Like my status if I should go to TJ Maxx