ralpheal inge

[ralpheal inge @RalphandChill]

… i promise you, i can’t care less

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

you’re going to be fine. eventually you’ll meet a girl who’s willing to make the first couple of hundred moves and you’ll be fine

[scar @imfat]

Employers don’t like when you’ve got motion outside the job

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[WICK @1wickedwick]

happy mother’s day to the girl i wanna have a baby wit

[Rox @DarthRoxy]

I just wanna watch Star Wars ROTS while having sex so bad

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

tus 20s son para darte cuenta de que pasar dos horas con tus amigos realmente ayuda con tu salud mental

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it felt finally accepting that i over romanticized the whole thing and we were nothing

[hunter @3gpmh]

lord if she’s not the one for me, force her to be, cuz yeah she is

[Zion @zionszzn]

Studying and graduating is a PRIVILEGE, but working in the field you studied is another PRIVILEGE.

[🇵🇸 @med7ic]

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

[cass.co.nz @cassdotcomm]

i dont have a roster. i meet someone and go fucking insane for years until i find someone else.

[Zion @zionszzn]

I want to be disgustingly overeducated.

[Lari @LesbFuturiist_]

aquelas três semanas de lovebombing quando uma mulher te escolhe como nova obsessão dela são as melhores da sua vida…

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

Academically, I'm not even supposed to be online 😭

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Alexa, finish my degree.

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[invader zim @f8the]

sorry…. why the fuck did no one tell me that grad school was like that?