Ralphie Schneider

Single father, lover of music.

[Ralphie Schneider @RalphieNuts]

Fuck @deathoftheparty sounds killer tonight. Voice sounds strong as ever.

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@everytimeidie getting @DontEverPunch to be Biggie. Amazing boys! Arizona boy here. Still undefeated!

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@andycomplains Who needs a deep voice with guitar chops like that? The ability to think hair out of your face, and them Pythons brother. Don’t need no deep voice for this gimmick.

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@MikeGrinnell_ Jets To Brazil “Sea Anemone” this lyrics will knock you down.

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@jtbourne Any time I see Islanders I think of you and the family. Hope all is well. Give Bri, the kids, Jeff and mom and dad my love.

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@jtbourne dude how bout them islanders?

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Damn @ryanwhitney6 which islanders fan did you piss off now?? @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @MikeGrinnell_ @RearAdBsBlog

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@dagnastee @codyhibbard_ I’m genuinely happy for you brother. You’re where you should be. Behind a kit making music, making people happy.

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@dagnastee @codyhibbard_ Are Cody’s goals eating all the beef jerky and playing all the music to all the people? Then you two were made for each other.

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@propagandhi @jtbourne Did you ever end up listening to that song? They lyrics are amazing. You’d love it growing up a hockey kid.

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@propagandhi @jtbourne I absolutely love that my favorite Canadian friend and favorite Canadian band are interacting on twitter. I was telling Justin about Dear Coaches Corner long ago.

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@dimestoreforum @thebrianfallon @Perkins28 @horriblecrowes @SideOneDummy I had Behold The Hurricane tattooed on my thigh. While side of thigh.

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My album of the year is definitely @everytimeidie Low Teens. So what it came out in 2016, still better than anything that’s come out since 2016. Doubt me? Listen to Map Change on repeat for 30min. That song alone is perfection.

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@scottvanvliet @mikeherreraTD @ernieball @StephenEgerton @dustinkensrue Ok just about shit my pants. @mikeherreraTD AND @dustinkensrue both liked my dumb little tweets. Thank you gents. Big fan and keep up the good work. 🙏🏻

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@scottvanvliet @mikeherreraTD @ernieball @StephenEgerton @dustinkensrue I love the way the blonde version looks. I just got back into playing and got the Sterling Sting Ray, love it. We have a mutual friend. I played guitar in The Asphalt with @RMazick

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@BizNasty2point0 @pinkwhitney @ViolentGents Hey @BizNasty2point0 been a yotes fan since you were there. @jtbourne and I would watch you and loved you being on the yotes. You brought something special to the team. Happy you’re killing it in media.

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Nothing like a @pinkwhitney on a hot Arizona day, am I right @BizNasty2point0 @ViolentGents

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Shit, sign me up to be the President, do nothing but spend tax payers money to go golf. I can’t golf, but on someone else’s dime I could learn I guess. I don’t know shit about foreign policy either. But I don’t hate black people. #fuckTrump #blm

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@russrankinNJD Thank you. And BTW Comprehensive Guide is one of my favorite albums of all time. Sellers is the man.