Ralphie

I'm a tiny New Yorker with an epic beard.

[Ralphie @RalphieNYC]

Protect 250,000 NYC hospitality jobs @andrewcuomo and postpone sales tax payments for the businesses affected by this crisis!

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@YachtRockRevue Also looking for tix! Cannot believe they’re sold out 😭

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👀⬆️ @topherbrophy 👉 #ShortyAwards. https://t.co/WcLfsRfOS6

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Past me predicting future you. #fbf #butalsoyoursunday #timetravel #mindblown @ d.b.a https://t.co/cdKOkg1dnN

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I feel like a wilderness man, except not. #cityboy #pleasecallmeanuber @ New York, New York https://t.co/NMfvkYWyFo

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I don’t do cold, I do blankets. #whoneedswinter #idefdont @ New York, New York https://t.co/nHeDVqIJ36

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Great beards think alike. #saintkesha #saintoprah #saintmomsforbuyingthese @ d.b.a https://t.co/ViZYSEI0qc

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Can’t break our spirit. #NYCstrong
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Thanks to everyone who reached out to make sure we were… https://t.co/CGS2ahx6aA

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I love snow! This is awesome! #saidmenever @ New York, New York https://t.co/qV66b6R4Ob

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Just a casual bro snuggle. #ittyscoolwithit #girlsandgriffs
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Sorry for the bad picture quality… https://t.co/akUNK5p1w5

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Last year when I was walking in a psychedelic rainbow wonderland. #tbt #thatsnowman… https://t.co/76oSpY5fqi

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Just one of those days a beard goes through. #pleasenocomb #ilookfine @ New York, New York https://t.co/MtK799MDIc

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Being lazy is a full time job. #busyman #igetpaidbythenap @ Lower East Side https://t.co/PZevFAUUwx

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Highly recommend putting on your best Christmas scarf to lay on the couch. #mondayvibes @ New… https://t.co/VKgA6S0byG

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When I said I wasn’t leaving bed, I meant it. #robelife @ Lower East Side https://t.co/EVNWCQfqU1

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My plans for the weekend? #yourelookingatit #bedbeard @ Lower East Side https://t.co/SAFRhrcFSX

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Happy Birthday ittystagram! I love you more than words, and even more than you love nachos.… https://t.co/XnQ7BbvrPc

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Christmas tree shopping like a boss. #afancyscarfwearingboss @ Lower East Side https://t.co/uVlZN7VLc4

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You know it. #overlyconfident #stellarbeard #splashofglitter #thatsme https://t.co/MWJs5DhWQJ

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I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. Like… https://t.co/wXxCcgd60w