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[ShireStrike @ShireStrike]

They’re lying to us about the obesity rate

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

Read the damn room, Mr. Met

[Adeoluwa👑ꕤ @OmoAlade005]

Can we give a huge show of support to Jack Gleeson - who retired from acting after Game of Thrones fans could not separate character from actor.

He said he lost passion for acting after fans treated him poorly and associated him with his role.

Recently he has been returning to the screen, and hopefully his break was very healing and people can learn to separate the actor from the character.

He deserves some love!!!

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

You put Aytons brain in a chipmunk he’ll store nuts in his ass instead of his mouth

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[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

Making an excuse to not go out:

Under 20 Over 30

[ez @ezisbored]

I hope that baby monkey doesn’t turn out to be a republican like that hippo

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Fuck the Achilles tendon.

[Ralph @RalphJohnson_]

I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[? 😮‍💨 @SoUnserious_]

Men who like Nicki Minaj deserve to be slurped & swallowed whole.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

[Ralph @RalphJohnson_]

Who the fuck is in the background

[𝐓𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 ✞ @toshi0ps]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

[Ralph @RalphJohnson_]

@austinabbott Bishop sankey

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Fuckin jackasses shooting off fireworks scared my dog & now he's on my bed.