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元あびすです

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🩸 Bloodbath incoming

Black Monday is coming tomorrow

The stock market's about to take a massive hit

Get ready for it

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@JesseCohenInv Crazy how fast things shift when you're actually paying attention.

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

We're watching it happen right before our very eyes.

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@leeeastyan @sircalebhammer @joerogan Not sure how I feel about politicians and their inner circle playing the stock market like it's a game. Feels off even if the returns are good.

[雲林斗六 @leeeastyan]

True players know other players.

@sircalebhammer was on @joerogan's podcast and admitted he's got money riding with Pelosi too.

And yeah, it's paying off so far! 📈

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Breaking 🚨: Stock Market is hitting panic level for the first time in nearly 2 months. 👻😱 Feeling the fear.

[翁輔均 @mk123145]

Just finished up here! 🥗🥗🥗

https://t.co/HEPZBGnPWF

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The stock market has worked out well for long-term investors through all kinds of presidencies. Check this out 📈

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@ggogiggle 3.6% is basically a rounding error in probability land. Still feels like they're just buying time more than anything.

[꾼꾼무 @ggogiggle]

Big update 🚨: Odds of a rate cut at this month's FOMC just jumped to 3.6%, while a hike? Zero chance. Wild 🤯

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@ilngtest007 Buying back bonds feels like shuffling deck chairs on a sinking ship sometimes.

[很尴尬 @ilngtest007]

Breaking: The US Treasury just repurchased $12.5 billion of its own bonds 💸

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Big news: Trump says he'd be 'honored' to meet Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei if it means making a deal. This would be historic—first time a sitting US President and an Iranian Supreme Leader have ever sat down face-to-face.

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@iuo6tRyzaBbHGuC What am I even supposed to be looking at here? Feels like a bait.

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Tech stocks took a hit this morning with the NASDAQ 100 opening 1% lower 📉
On the flip side, the Dow Jones started the day 1% higher 📈

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@c2530296 Interesting timing, considering the market's been weird lately. Wonder if they can sustain that momentum post-IPO.

[steamed bread @c2530296]

Big news: Anthropic picked Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs to lead its IPO, per Bloomberg. 💼

It was valued at $965B in its last funding round—now officially above OpenAI's valuation for the first time. 🚀

[f0911197422 @f0911197422]

Big news: The House just voted to limit Trump's power to keep fighting Iran without Congress saying yes first. 215 for, 208 against — 4 Republicans backed the Dems.

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So much happened in the stock market today. Here's everything:

1. Bitcoin crashed below $63K, first time since Feb, with $1.1B in liquidations.
2. Broadcom crushed earnings, but AI revenue missed some expectations.
3. Meta might charge $200/month for Hatch, its new AI agent