Rambo No John

[Off The Wall @OffTheWallFB]

.@IndoorFL x @SportsCenter

What a play, what a game, what a season 👏

#TheIndoorWar

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"Robert Saleh told me that Jeffery Simmons is ever better than he imagined..

You've got Cam Ward on offense and these guys bark at each other the entire practice"

@PSchrags #PMSLive

[Albany Firebirds @FirebirdsAF1]

Not the ending we wanted, but hey, we made The Pat McAfee Show! 🔥👀

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

#2 Alabama vs #16 Mississippi State
November 11th, 2017

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

The KATS are kings of Arena Football! 👑

Shout out to the boys on their AF1 Crown! 🏆

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

A GOAL LINE STAND TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

KATS WON IT ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME!

DEFENSIVE STAND AT THE ONE!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Nashville Kats just won the Arena Championship on a goal line stand with zeros on the clock.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why is the U.S. intervening to support the Japanese yen at this time?

Trump: Japan’s been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor.

[Thee Russell Krowes @Russell_Krowes]

I miss us…#FSU

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Glad we’re holding the people having sex on national television to a high moral standard

[CelticsSzn2027 @CShawBurn]

“Charlie Kirk said that a holiday that no one celebrated until 6 years ago isn’t a real holiday, so we were 100% right to assassinate him and joke about his death for the last 9 months”

[Andrew Branca Show @TheBrancaShow]

@muheediva01 I thought black people built America?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We need a mic & camera on Jameis at all times

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Talking Alabama football:

“I think they’re coached like such pussies. They play pussy football now. They went down to Florida State in the heat last year and just got dominated in the second half physically and that’s not Alabama football” -@BFW

“They won eight straight games, they beat four straight ranked teams in the SEC. What the hell is wrong with you?” -@BarstoolGruden

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Drake took a shot at Anthony Edwards in Nike’s new ad for Kevin Durant’s Nike KD 19 😳😬

“‘Hey Ant-Man, can you drop your purple shoes,’ said four kids in Minnesota. Like no one wants to see those.”

[J. @__Jasooon]

You whores are boring.

[Crain & Cone @crainandcone]

Who is the greatest college football quarterback of all time?