Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary

Handle abandoned by the shamed Lord, now an official Parody 🥷of Lord Rami Ranger. The confused musings of a 🇬🇧 life peer.
Follow for laughs.

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

Why don't I practise what I preach? My maiden speech at the HOL in 2019 was on women empowerment. Since I've been in the news about how I have bullied and harassed women.
Called my female employee a "Silly Girl"
Called a journalist " Poor" "Toxic" "nutcase" "presstitute"

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

@AshishSinghKiJi Gobar buddhis’s selling gobar rakhi.

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

@AnandsahuIndia @BJP4India @narendramodi Thanks bro. 🙏 I speak so well that I can sell a comb to a bald man. I was born in Pakistan, British by citizenship and Indian through ancestry. I am making the most of all my connections.

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

"I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly." – Oscar Wilde

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

"I have nothing to declare except my genius." – Oscar Wilde

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

All levels of disgust have been crossed today.

रामपुरा, कंवरपुरा में पिछले काफ़ी सालों से स्कूल भैंसों के तबेले में चल रहा है। लेकिन जब हम वहाँ निरीक्षण करने पहुंचे तो सरेआम मारपीट, पत्थरबाजी की गई। कारों के शीशे फोड़े गए, टीम पर पत्थर बरसाये गए। कपड़े फाड़े गए। ट्यूब में पत्थर डालकर टीम को मारा गया। मेरे कपड़े फाड़े गए।

यह सब मदन दिलावर के कहने पर हुआ है। मदन दिलावर को बच्चे भैंसों के तबेले में पढ़ते रहे, यह मंज़ूर है। लेकिन स्कूल ठीक हो जाये, यह मंज़ूर नहीं।

मदन दिलावर जी - आपने आज गुंडे भेजकर पूरे देश में राजस्थान को शर्मसार कर दिया। लेकिन हम इस गुंडागर्दी से डरने वाले लोग नहीं है।

स्कूल तो ठीक कराने ही होंगे।

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

"Who is going to believe you over me? I own the room, the narrative, and the outcome."

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." — Benjamin Franklin

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

"Without my money and my name, you are absolute nothing."

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

UK supplied independence to India to become one of the most oppressed countries in the world.

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

Beyond imports: How Indian defence firms power Boeing and Lockheed Martin’s global supply chains https://t.co/U2Qu9LAxto

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

Their own kids are studying abroad thousands of Kms away. Why can't you travel 10-12 km?

[VishwaGuru_Ghantal @Vishwaguru2026]

UJJAIN’S GIRLS ARE CRYING. WHY? 💥💥🙏

800+ female students are protesting the proposed shift of historic girls’ schools 10–12 km outside Ujjain.

For poor families, costly daily transport could mean one thing: their daughters may have to quit school.

And why are prime city school properties being vacated? Protesters allege commercial hotels are planned there.

Development that pushes girls out of classrooms?

#Ujjain #MadhyaPradesh #StudentsProtest #SaveGirlsEducation #India

[Priya Purohit @Priyaa_Purohit]

She absolutely cooked Modi over Dimaagi Naxals comment.

Gen-Z Women 🔥🔥

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Most consistent PM ever! 🫡😅

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

😇

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

I would have loved to help but I am too busy fighting court cases. 🤡

[Joshi JI @JoshiJi_]

The CJP “School theek karo” campaign has picked up serious momentum. Every child holding a camera and documenting the ground reality is doing a far better job than the Dalal media who have forgotten their responsibility.

The movement has now reached village after village. People are stepping out of their homes, recording the conditions and showing the reality on the ground.

And the reality is deeply disturbing.

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

I could have helped asking in the British Parliament but I am sitting on the bench for being a naughty boy.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

#StoryAlert🚨

ALARMING

During the recently concluded Lok Sabha session, three sets of questions concerning the Cockroach Janta Party-led youth protests were DISALLOWED on the Union government’s behest.

Lok Sabha MP Matheswaran V.S. had sought answers from the Union Home Ministry and the Union Education Ministry through three sets of questions (Notice Reference Nos. 101799 and 101801). And look at what Parliament was being asked to seek answers on:

1. Refund of application fees for NEET-UG 2026
2. Growing public distrust in the government
3. Denial of drinking water and sanitation facilities to CJP protesters in Delhi
4. The government’s engagement with protesting students and youth
5. Student welfare, paper leaks and education reforms
6. The treatment of citizens exercising their fundamental right to peaceful protest

Yet, these questions were disallowed citing Rule 41(2), including clauses (i), (iv), (v), (xviii) and (xxii). Very bizarre justifications for perfectly legitimate questions.

If these questions cannot be asked in Parliament, where exactly is the Government supposed to be held accountable? Through protests? Why did Home Minister Amit Shah not come before Parliament during those crucial weeks and answer questions concerning the police action against protesters?

The right of an MP to question the Executive is not some procedural nuisance but is actually the heart of parliamentary democracy. Question Hour exists precisely because ministers who exercise enormous public power must answer to the elected representatives of the people. Otherwise of course people will be forced to come out on the roads.

You can’t gag the Parliament and make it a rubber-stamp for your half-baked policies. You cannot ignore the youth. This is not our idea of India!

@Cockroachisback @abhijeet_dipke @AshutoshRanka @whattalawyer

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

#StoryAlert🚨

ALARMING

During the recently concluded Lok Sabha session, three sets of questions concerning the Cockroach Janta Party-led youth protests were DISALLOWED on the Union government’s behest.

Lok Sabha MP Matheswaran V.S. had sought answers from the Union Home Ministry and the Union Education Ministry through three sets of questions (Notice Reference Nos. 101799 and 101801). And look at what Parliament was being asked to seek answers on:

1. Refund of application fees for NEET-UG 2026
2. Growing public distrust in the government
3. Denial of drinking water and sanitation facilities to CJP protesters in Delhi
4. The government’s engagement with protesting students and youth
5. Student welfare, paper leaks and education reforms
6. The treatment of citizens exercising their fundamental right to peaceful protest

Yet, these questions were disallowed citing Rule 41(2), including clauses (i), (iv), (v), (xviii) and (xxii). Very bizarre justifications for perfectly legitimate questions.

If these questions cannot be asked in Parliament, where exactly is the Government supposed to be held accountable? Through protests? Why did Home Minister Amit Shah not come before Parliament during those crucial weeks and answer questions concerning the police action against protesters?

The right of an MP to question the Executive is not some procedural nuisance but is actually the heart of parliamentary democracy. Question Hour exists precisely because ministers who exercise enormous public power must answer to the elected representatives of the people. Otherwise of course people will be forced to come out on the roads.

You can’t gag the Parliament and make it a rubber-stamp for your half-baked policies. You cannot ignore the youth. This is not our idea of India!

@Cockroachisback @abhijeet_dipke @AshutoshRanka @whattalawyer

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

This might be his last address from the red fort as the Prime minsiter of India.

[काव्या INDIA @bindass_ladki]

You may abuse him

You may troll him

You may criticize him

But you still can't deny the fact that he is the only man who can save India by resigning

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

Well said.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

The Supreme Court cannot be politicised for government’s gains. Its orders cannot be weaponised to achieve those gains. A solemn guarantee was given before the nation. Those ought to be honoured. All FIRs ought to be withdrawn. If criminals roamed, police must apply for cancellation of bail in their old cases. Must also answer why they were roaming so freely in society. But government can’t use this excuse to pursue FIRs so it can later target genuine protesters. If given this leeway, the government will, of course, use it.

The youth will NOT accept this at any cost! We will stand with each and every protester who stood up for each other’s future!

@Cockroachisback

[Lord Rami Ranger - Commentary @RamiRanger]

Shabash. Salute to these kids.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Mera desh badal raha hai… ✊🏼

Salute to these kids! They’re the future!