RamosProblemos

Dicks.

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@TraceRyder Ok, but yoohoo can bring that right over here. Love me some expensive chocolate milk.

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Do I want to see the live action Little Mermaid with someone to share the experience …or alone so I may cry in peace? Because this moment alone is going to KILL ME.

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@Shortarida But…my insomnia…ah, fuck it ☕️☕️☕️

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Why do I only want coffee at 8pm?

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Craving being in New England. 😪🦞🕷️

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I don’t own green clothing. I live in neutrals. Don’t fucking pinch me. I cry easily.

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@Shortarida This is all I thought of:

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@onecrazykatie

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Byeeee 👋

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Me leading my normal training on Emotional Intelligence.

Attendee: “Are serial killers higher or lower on the EQ scale?”

Between a “see me after class to give you a list of podcasts you need to listen to,” and reporting us both to HR…which is also kind of…me🤷🏽‍♀️

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Why is calling to book a nail appointment so embarrassing?

Hi, can you hold my hands for an hour?

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I’m a huge advocate for it, but sometimes self-care is overwhelming. Like between everything I’ve got to find time to take care of me? Can I wait? Can I not be so needy? But also, yes, I want that massage and face mask. When can I drop me off and keep going?

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Sleep used to be refreshing. Now I constantly ask myself, “wtf did I do in my sleep to feel like this?”

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Dumbass decision of the day?
Trying to catch my falling straightener.
Yes, it was on.
Yes, it was on the highest setting.
Yes, my reflexes suck, so I did not catch it.
🙌🏽

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Melatonin fueled mind mush
Me: “aw, these pants don’t have windows…no, not windows. Purses?”

I’m tired.

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@HenrymGorton @onecrazykatie HENRY, no!! 😂😭

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Ngl, getting picked for duck-duck-goose was EMBARRASSING

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There’s at least 6 packages that are going to be delivered today…and Dan is still home. What do I do? How do I pretend they’re not mine and our Guinea pig somehow ordered a facial steamer?

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I have been on a mission to make our bed a comfy/lux/cozy haven. The problem now is I do not want to leave it even for a moment.

All future hang outs will need to be in our room. Sorry not sorry.

Looking into a bedroom snack bar now.

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@onecrazykatie 😂 I’ll call you and walk you thru training you don’t need

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I did voiceover work months ago and completely forgot about it. Got assigned some training in our LMS and gagged when my voice came booming thru my speakers.

All in all, so sorry to anyone I’ve ever spoken to.