Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙

NoVA🚀Denver🚀Cambridge. 28. Smol angry geologist. Add me 💫 SW-6951-0279-9498. ♍️ ♈️ ♑️

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

not the greatest team #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Love how confident men are. This guy on the train stood up seconds after leaving the station deciding not only are we very close to the next stop (which we aren’t) but that the doors open on the opposite side that they do for the next stop. How have they acquired so much power…

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

@CambridgePolice any idea why a helicopter has been making circles throughout Cambridge for the last half hour??

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

I’m sorry but no I don’t want boobs. I want no boobies. I don’t want to embrace them. I don’t want to learn how to be comfortable wearing a crop top. I already don’t give a fuck about what people think of my clothes. I’m just SO SWEATY AND TIRED OF THEM FLOPPING AROUND.

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Anyone else just now finding out there hasn’t been covid pay or free at home tests since may? Just me? Fabulous.

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

I’m such a slave to capitalism😔

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

When the new emoji is your profile pic 🫨

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

That feel when you tried multiple cards and payment methods but converse’s wouldn’t process your order for @tylerthecreator’s chucks😔😔😔

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Just found out that people in the uk call mini vans “people carriers” and I just love that

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Really awesome to find out your moves are being watched by not one but two completely different unrelated people

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

@vtgrace1 Dude I’ve been looking at buying for the last couple of days it pains me so much to watch them get more and more expensive lol :(

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Facebook marketplace is so wonderful you can get the best furniture for NOTHING

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Y’all I am so tired of looking at computers why do I have to do this for the rest of my life fuuuuuuck

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

What the fuck lol

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

wtf was that knuckles between me and my teammate I didn't know thst was a thing!!! lollll #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Just started putting those hydration enhancers in my water and I zoned out for like 3 minutes after half of my bottle ‘cause I’ve never been so hydrated in my life - highly recommend y’all

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

???

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I haven’t documented my adventures on the t in boston yet I think I’ll make a thread

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Why am I crying watching Matilda rn

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Mom just said to me “I don’t have to worry about you as much as your brother, you’re more mentally stable sometimes” nice

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

nooooooice #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

[Lauryn NeMETH⚓️🌙 @RamRodRyn]

Man I don’t talk shit about people I grew up with on social media ever, but I feel like I’ve always been a neutral force yet the last few years people I grew up with have been silently unfollowing me on a social I support them on like somebody please tell me wtf that’s about