Beat Ramseier

Solid 1x engineer (but possibly suffering from Dunning-Kruger effect)

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

Find me at @[email protected]

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

Fuck @elonmusk. What a fucking cockwomble. See you on other platforms.

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

When you look at failed-Agile orgs, the root problem is often that nobody on top trusts the people who do the work. If they'd understood that agility required giving up control, they'd have run in the other direction as fast as their little feet could take them.

[Nenad Noveljić @NenadNoveljic]

Bind Variable Length in PL/SQL, C, Java and Python https://t.co/FZbDVkfWAz

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

DevOps only works in cloud based development where Ops is taken care of by the cloud provider 😉

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

new little song:

"The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"

[Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub @allenholub]

I don't much like the idea of teams owning microservices (or services used as a way to decouple teams from each other). I'd prefer to use bounded contexts for that. Teams work on stories—full end to end implementations of a narrow vertical slice. 1/4

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

@ilmarkerm You might find this useful https://t.co/O9iia5fwbi

[David Kurtz - /*+Go-Faster*/ Consultancy 🇺🇦 @davidmkurtz]

Chatting with @ChandlerDBA #aced at #OUGIreland @UKOUG today we came to the conclusion that
"No plan of execution survives contact with the optimizer untransformed!"

[Shai Almog @debugagent]

If your app doesn't perform well and scale on one server it will be terrible on two. Containers are great, but some developers use them as an excuse to skip optimization, profiling and scaling. Get performance on one container... Then scale.

[Mike Julian @mikejulian]

If you're going to cite NIST as an authority on industry-standard practices, you can't also say that regularly rotating passwords is industry-standard practice

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Corporate Infosec sends a phishing test email, I click, and somehow I'm the asshole because "[I] failed the test; had this been real it would have destroyed the company network"?

If me clicking can destroy the network, I'm not the one in this conversation who sucks at their job.

[Nenad Noveljić @NenadNoveljic]

Data Loss After Plugging a PDB
https://t.co/Xl0AODkY35

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

@NenadNoveljic @FranckPachot @OracleDatabase Security policy. Don't ask me what exactly the FW (palo alto) is inspecting.

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

@NenadNoveljic @FranckPachot @OracleDatabase Packet inspection on firewall. Can't do that with native SQLNet encryption.

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

@ilmarkerm ...I would imagine that with enough fg procs this could produce spikes that could explain the difference.

[Beat Ramseier @RamseierB]

@ilmarkerm Assuming the numbers are AWR averages (not correlated foreground seesion & lgwr traces): lfs is from many fg sessions waiting simultaneously on one lgpw/rtm to finish. The lgwr has to post all fg procs (semaphores, sys-call switches,etc.), then all these proc want to go on CPU...

[Edorex AG @edorexAG]

Am 13.1. führt unser Database Consultant @JulianFreyCH bereits durch das 7. #OracleBeerBern #TechPubQuiz.
Um teilzunehmen musst du kein #Datenbankspezialist sein. Mitmachen kann jeder.
https://t.co/ZlABDwFhwC