Matt Ramsey

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me!

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Fixing your hope to the temporal inevitably results in ultimate hopelessness. Fixing your hope to the eternal inevitably results in victory.

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@JoshPateCFB

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@heathradio "Can Arch Manning handle his first major SEC road test?" clearly refers to this season? Ok, I guess...

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@iowahawkblog @jtLOL @Nessakins_ The OB/GYN that admitted my wife to the maternity ward when we had our son was Dr. Butt.

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@neoavatara @JoshPateCFB Not nearly as sad as how the Michigan fanbase has reacted ever since the game ended.

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@BravesStats @BarrettSallee Slightly bending over the bathroom sink after brushing my teeth for me

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@ditzkoff Louvre-worthy

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@RobProvince A least the '70s produced truly amazing music...

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@TeamYouTube They’re also not working in my iOS device.

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@YouTubeTV Key Plays aren’t showing up on any of my college football broadcasts. Did you discontinue them?

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@TeamYouTube They’re not working on my FireTV. Why not?

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@TeamYouTube Did you guys eliminate “key plays” from football broadcasts? I don’t see them on any of the games in my library.

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@YouTubeTV @nbc Why aren’t key plays showing up on these games?

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@notgaetti Them cankles, tho…

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"The Top Ten Windups that Define Baseball"

[first two guys in the video pitch from the stretch]

[MLB @MLB]

Maybe we couldn’t pitch like these guys …

But that didn’t keep us from trying to imitate them. 😂

Which of the Top 10 Windups that define baseball is your favorite? #250for250

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@MLB "The Top Ten Windups that Define Baseball"

[first two guys in the video pitch from the stretch]

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@ostrachan Also, it’s not an argument at all - much less a helpful one - to say, “see, it can’t be ‘Christianized’ if he wanted to make it less misogynistic!”

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@Delta - why does your gate agent have a “quota” for gate-checking 30 carry-on bags when the overhead bin for my row was COMPLETELY empty? My flight was already delayed by an hour, and now I’m forced to go to baggage claim for no reason.

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@bendreyfuss My favorite moment was when Bruce escapes that (Turkish?) hole prison and then like instantly teleports into the completely quarantined city of Gotham exactly where Catwoman happened to be beating up some nameless thugs. Convenient!

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@neoavatara They’d be so tall. And pointy.