Republicans went completely batshit when Lloyd Austin took three days to notify the White House about his emergency hospitalization - but when it’s been over three weeks and Mitch McConnell’s condition is still a mystery - not a fucking word.
BREAKING: LOL! Republican Rep. Thomas Massie hilariously trolls the MAGA hacks claiming that they "spoke" to Mitch McConnell on the phone for "twenty minutes" today despite him being reportedly braindead.
This is just too good...
"I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning," Massie wrote on X. "He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out."
Obviously, McConnell did none of those things.
He is (or was, depending on which reports you believe) an unrepentant warmonger, an Israel First fanatic who rabidly supported their genocide in Gaza, a lifelong enemy of Americans' right to privacy, and he did nothing to intervene when Trump targeted Massie in his primary for daring to support the release of the Epstein files.
Massie was mocking Republicans like professional liar Scott Jennings who are insisting that McConnell is not only alive, but capable of speech. The frequent CNN contributor claimed on X that he "spoke" to his "old friend" McConnell on the phone about "IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history."
You can count on one hand the number of people who are gullible enough to believe Jennings's claim. The simplest explanation is that he fabricated the story to hide the truth about McConnell (whatever that may be). Trump world doesn't want McConnell to vacate his seat because that would force a special election. If that happens, Massie could run and he could win.
Please ❤️ and share if you don't believe that McConnell spoke to anyone!
BREAKING: UNHINGED TRUMP DECLARES THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN IS OVER.🚨
"To me, I think it's over. I don't want to deal with them anymore. They're scum." Some deal maker.
He can't get his way, he has a tantrum, like a big fat baby.
🚨 DISGUSTING: Piers Morgan exposes Donald Trump's massive FIFA scandal.
He confirms the White House assembled an elite legal team to illegally overturn a World Cup red card.
He brutally calls Trump a mad king!
He reveals this corruption makes FIFA an absolute laughingstock.
🇺🇸 Warren Buffett: "My solution to end the U.S. deficit problem in 5 minutes, is simple."
"Just pass a law that when there's a deficit of over 3% of GDP, all Congress members will not be re-elected."
One of the most brutal scenes in human history has been leaked.
The moment the tents of displaced people were bombed in the southern Gaza Strip, in the Mawasi area of Khan Yunis, killing more than 500 civilians.
A video that the world must never forget.
Trump is playing with nationalist fire by striking civilian targets in Iran
With millions demanding revenge at the Supreme Leader’s funeral, Trump just handed the regime a clear trigger for major retaliation
The entire world economy is now at risk
Donald trump must come clean about mitch McConnell being dead so we can run a special election now. As protocol. Hiding a corpse for 3 weeks to rig a vote is election fraud. That is election fraud at the highest degree. Wtf is wrong with republicans? Sickos and weirdos. The whole bunch.
🚨BREAKING: Xbox CEO Asha Sharma has announced the firing of 3,200 American employees.
Sharma, who was appointed by Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella, has also filed for thousands of H-1B visa hires this year.
Fox News had a meltdown today when I brought up Donald Trump’s many abuses against women and asked why the Republican Party refuses to police its own when it comes to domestic and sexual abuse.
I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning. He told me his biggest regret is not voting to convict Trump after Jan. 6. We both agreed America would be in a much better place today if he had.
He’s looking forward to spending his final months in the Senate making Trump’s life as miserable as possible.