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[RS @RanbirSidhu]

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

What's that Jay... you want some Swiss Chalet?... Sunglasses and advil, last night was un fuckin real! #batshitcray

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now i understand why they call you handsome

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

I dont smoke dope. I dont drink bourbon. All i wanna do is shake my turban!

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

Bitches keep your pants on. Go get a towel. Yes I know I'm a looker. But there's time for all ya'll.

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

See that on my shoulder? That chip wasn't cheap. Don't you fucking forget it. Or its slow-cooked quail egg on your face, bitches.

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

Stuff a napkin in my pocket cuz I'm marvin like that

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

Somethin bout those little pills, unreal the thrills they yield, until they kill a million brain cillls

[RS @RanbirSidhu]

Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me!... Let's get faded