Randy Schroeder

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@PanthersBeliev1 @NewEraNYJets @AdamSchefter @FeinsodJonathan Lol as a Viking fan.. you may find out that actually Chris reed isn’t the worst guard in football.. pat elflein is, people keep talking about high upside, that’s not true, he’s slow soft and chubby

[Vikings Central @VikesCentral]

Non-biased NFC North Predictions

1. Vikings (16-0)
2. Lions (3-13)
3. Bears (2-14)
4. Packers (0-16)

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@JasonLaCanfora how dare you... I almost had a heart attack!

[emily miller @emilymiller]

I've never understood Catholic politicians who personally believe abortion is killing but are fine with others doing it. #VPDebate

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

100% of unborn children think Mike Pence won the debate. #VPDebate

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@mike_pence to @timkaine: "Do you use all deductions that you're entitled to?" #VPDebate

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@MarkNel1026 I am sure everyone wants landlords to see this

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@MNelson_ISU @UNLCroppingSyst yuck...

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@ProFootballTalk #no hands #noworkethic #noballs

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@AdamSchefter he doesn't need a good QB he needs a work ethic and a new set of hands #vikesfan he was terrible. So many drops on 3rd down

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Studies have found that women's farts smell worse than men's.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

Just read "trouble brewing between Cowboys/Dez Bryant," & it seems there's conflict between #Vikings and Adrian Peterson. #Hmmmm

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@SamSmithHoops I hope your kidding, if not, it's time you step down

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@green_mav It's all separated now so were good to go :) #rhubarbqueen

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@green_mav can't believe she wouldn't do the sniff test to sort the cleans from the dirties.... Still #grateful #LuckyGuy

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

@green_mav organized my clothes and laundry this weekend, cannot express how awesome her set up is, I know what's clean and dirty now!

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

rt if ur a mermaid

[Randy Schroeder @RancherRandy]

Talking about making your bed with the bartender #notnecessary no one needs it @green_mav

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

Its not gay if its for a Klondike bar