Randa Lynn

Fueled by caffeine, dogs, and cuss words. ❤️💛

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@Earl_GreyT @AirbnbHelp Do you always waste your entire evening responding to strangers posts on the internet?

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@Earl_GreyT @AirbnbHelp she told me if I didn’t cancel immediately that I wouldn’t receive a refund. I canceled, and then she proceeded to refund $25 of my $600 I paid. 🙃 when you’re a broke college kid, money talks and I feel played rn

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@Airbnb is a joke and I stand by this statement. They do not care about their guests and will do literally anything to keep your money 🙃 @AirbnbHelp

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

we live in a simulation

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@taylorswift13 I will provide veterinary care for your cats for the rest of my life if you let me buy tickets to the Era tour for my graduation gift 🤩🐈 - Your biggest fan, a 4th year veterinary student

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

*gets replacement left AirPod*
*replacement left AirPod stops pairing as soon as the 90 day warranty is up* 🥲

Anyone have a spare Gen 2 Left AirPod or have any suggestions for wireless earbuds that aren’t @Apple? 🤐

[SoundOFF @SoundOFF13]

Saydel has a unique, albeit messy, homecoming tradition.

@MarkFreundTV has the story behind @SaydelHS "Paint The Hill" tradition in this week's Wired.

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

super homesick and unsure how to fix it

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

Do you listen to the same song on repeat for 5 hours straight or are you normal?

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

Tired all day just to lay awake for hours at night

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@IowaCubs @BetfredSports

[freindly ghost @smollcas]

WAIT A SECOND EVERYONE HOLD UP HOLD UP

FIREFLIES FROM OWL CITY WAS WRITTEN ABOUT IOWA

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@LydiaElwell HECKKKK NO. I would’ve lost it. I have no idea where he went but I was just thankful he left.

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

Can honestly say I’ve never worried about a man exposing his peen to me at work (in a restaurant) before tonight. 🥴

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@LydiaElwell Bruh idk what even happened except he asked me for my number and if I was married and when I declined all convo I came back up front to a man with his pants unzipped and his junk popped out 🤢🤢🤢

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@AllisonFurman They’re garbage.

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@LydiaElwell Thanks honey 😘🥰

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

2 years ago I was dating a guy who texted me at 2 pm to tell me that he “couldn’t believe he didn’t know it was my birthday”.

My man, who is THOUSANDS of miles away, arranged for me to get ice cream AND my favorite candy as a surprise.

If they want you, they’ll show it, sis.

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

@ilovett18 You’re buying yourself freedom from repayment 🙈

[Randa Lynn @Randa_Patrick]

Really desperate for @BANGenergy in Grenada right now. Help out your sleep deprived vet students. 😭