Miranda Shaughnessy

👱🏻‍♀️👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍🌾👩🏼‍🍳👩🏼‍💼👩🏼‍🔧💁🏼‍♀️| OU alumna | Loyola NOLA J.D. | Mississippi Esquire | Equal parts Bob’s Burgers and lawyer things.

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

Reinstalled “X” to say this: @elonmusk is a skeevy, money-hungry little earthworm whose own children don’t even love him. He does not care about you; he cares about making money. Him telling you to vote is like the Coachman carrying kids to Pleasure Island in Pinocchio.

[emily may @emilykmay]

I just told my husband in a VERY DISTRESSED tone that I stepped on a slug on my way back inside and I was barefoot and traumatized and he said to me

“RODRIGO??? DID YOU STEP ON RODRIGO?”

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

Breakups are hard.

[KFOR @kfor]

Trump blasts Oklahoma governor over DeSantis endorsement https://t.co/T4tMLtfAL5

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

Oklahoma has it (almost) right for once

[KFOR @kfor]

Poll: Over 45% of Oklahomans believe Trump should be indicted https://t.co/31zHHNtPkq

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

@DailyLoud Not the grippy socks 👀

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

A daily vibe.

[William Knife-Man's Horse @TsotighsBurner]

College football wasn't the same once he entered & it won't be the same without him. Lost a good one today. RIP Mike Leach.

[Mississippi State Football @HailStateFB]

MSU Bulldog family, college football community mourns the death of Coach Mike Leach

https://t.co/LzWyLyX3xM

[Allie @allie_lew]

Rest in peace Mike Leach. College football won’t be the same without you 💔

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

Thread: My favorite Mike Leach story.

My dad is watching OU practice in 1999. He starts talking to Leach. Practice ends and all the coaches start jogging back to the facility. My dad asks, “need a ride?” Leach says, “Hell yeah, I ain’t jogging.”

So he gets in my dad’s car.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Christian nationalism isn’t the way ahead for Jesus followers. Christian faithfulness is. It’s fidelity to Christ—not fidelity to notions of American Christianity or to any political party—that will bring light into this present darkness. The church is bride to no one but Christ.

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

@et_phone_homeee Ughhh jealous

[no context college football @nocontextcfb]

https://t.co/eplvGkbpfr

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

#mood

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

@jimmyfallon @BethBadgett

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

Looking up the real names of @WWE wrestlers is so wholesome. @fightbobby is really Franklin? @FinnBalor is Fergal??@HEELZiggler is Nicholas??? Precious! #MondayNightRaw

[Miranda Shaughnessy @RandaBeaEsq]

@davidpostic I feel this in my soul.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Being a lawyer has me saying “first of all” when I only have one point to make

[🍸 @diorangxl]

Zuhair Murad Fall 2022 Couture