Randace Cowens

I am a proud conservative who loves Jesus almost as much as I love Chickafila! Sorry God 🤷‍♀️😂 XOXOXO - 🇺🇸💃🛸 Give me a follow!!! (parody account)

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“The Wizard of Oz” was faked. It was all just actors on a soundstage. #DoYourOwnResearch

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@GodlyAction Me after eating lettuce

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@seanspicer But imagine having to be the Sean Spicer of Press Secretaries

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@Timcast We’re witnessing the coolest man alive

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@MAGAVoice Christian Pro Tip - When it comes to prayers submitted to the Lord via social media, God actually gives preference to TruthSocial over X. Pray on that platform for better results! #LifeHack

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@Timcast Let’s let the American Empire collapse for the Lolz!!! 😂 🤣🤭

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I’m hearing reporting that Trump is next planning to sign an executive order to change Melania’s name to Melanie. Amazing!!!

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@WhiteHouse YES!!! I’d like to propose that he next rename the Strait of Hormuz (terrible name) to “The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Waterway�� (great name/ode of the power of friendship) 🙏 💦

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@Mark_M_Squared @annamlulis Also a lot of people don’t know this but the word “libtard” was actually spoken by Jesus in the book of Luke when he says “blessed by thy libtards.”

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@Timcast One of life’s greatest lessons, from a man who truly knows the meaning of other people being smarter by comparison 🙏 #Humility

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@ksorbs If I ever get to meet you Kevin, I’ll ask you to take off your shirt, put on makeup, and pretend to be Hercules!

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@larryelder I’d pour a jar of ants in my eyes if I thought it’d annoy a liberal. CULTURE WAR FORVER !!!

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@MAGAVoice When I look into those eyes, I know this patriot won’t be distracted by things like thoughts

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Love that thicc boy 😘

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Me when I’m made out of wax and sit in the sun too long

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@GuntherEagleman And this ones in his house!!! He’s the best!!!

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If this flag offends you, get out of my country

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@SpeakerJohnson Democrats bad America hate scared of freedom! Republican good love America like a baby lamb love freedom.

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@reallKAT The M&Ms Store belongs to our creator. Hosanna 🙏

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@GuntherEagleman My president could beat up your president

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@GuntherEagleman Another classic Bart Simpson syntax tweet. You’re on a roll with engaging tweet structure Gunther!!!