Randall Thomas

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[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

28 today.

A small request, 12 years from now someone please see to that I have a Mike Gundy themed cake that reads "I'm a man, I'm 40."

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Witnessed firsthand the time, energy, and dedication that Coach Clem poured into building this program for many years. Truly a legend in the NEO Lacrosse world.

Congratulations on the next chapter, Coach!

[Hoban Lacrosse @Hoban_lacrosse]

Words cannot express the emotions. The very best 16 years of my life. I will miss Hoban Lacrosse with my whole heart and soul. I know the program will continue to grow and takes heights unseen before.

Coach Dan Clem 05

[11Point7 College Baseball @11point7]

What a day. 4-seeds forever.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Commander in Chief, Lucille Bluth

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Donald Trump claims fans are paying “$1000 a game” to watch the NFL.

https://t.co/B549YGLtzr

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Me at a cookout putting condiments on a bratwurst: “Dijon rips, man”

Me at this ZLB show: “Dijon rips, man”

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Has to be the longest tail sweep ever.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

A's are debuting their new Sacramento Golds jerseys

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Filled out a bracket by asking my 83 year old Nana who she thought would win.

She picked Ohio State to lose to Purdue in the title game. Prairie View over Florida tonight. No rationale, just off grandma vibes.

Her bracket is currently doing better than mine. 😂

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Important Miami facts:

Miami (Ohio) was founded in 1809.
The city of Miami, Fla. was settled in 1858.

The Miami Valley in Ohio was named after the Miami people.
The city of Miami, Fla. and Miami river were named after the Mayaimi people, no relation to the Miami people.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Alright, hear me out… what about some nightime Oreos with a little melatonin?

Call them something fun like Snoreos or Oreozzzz.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

@Sidelines_SN Makes sense. I was sure it wasn’t that simple.

[Camren Vessels ⚾️ @VesselsCamren]

🚨Uncommitted Rs-Sophomore looking for a home🚨
2 Homeruns vs Southwest this week. Along with 4 RBIS!!
@MotlowBaseball @jrgilmer20 @T3Warhawks_Rua @tnballplayers @JucoPipeline @PB_JUCO

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Wishing a very Happy College Baseball Opening Day to all those who observe.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

@Coach_Odom

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS: You guys wanna trade for James Harden? We did. The Rockets, Nets and Sixers did, too.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS:

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

Due to extreme cold, today’s games are postponed until tomorrow when it will also be extremely cold.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

No bro you’re right the government is definitely looking out for you. The secret police force that doesn’t identify themselves and wears masks has our best interests at heart. Yeah dude the reason your life sucks is because of immigrants. ICE killing nurses is making you safer

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

I hope Michael Irvin and his belt have a great rest of the night.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

We’ve been overlooking calling Coach Cig and this pose/demeanor the CURTmudgeon.

[Randall Thomas @RandallJThomas]

41 point margin — What’s the running clock rule for a National Semifinal?