Randall Ann

Expert in sassiness, sunscreen, hilarity, and cats.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@ToddRokitaIN @realDonaldTrump @DanScavino It's really sad to live in a state where blind fools like you continue to "serve". This man incited violence in an act that left 5 people dead and yet you support him. You, sir, are a coward and unfathomably unable to grasp the danger this man has elicited in our country.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

It’s been a while since you and I spoke but remember that one time when you lost the election? Like, super bad? @realDonaldTrump

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@realDonaldTrump Boy, Byeeeee!

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@realDonaldTrump You, sir, are a dumbass.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

If #COVID19 had a face:

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Brittany!)

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

Almost hit Purdue president today while he ran a stop sign. I really value my place at this university so thank god that didn’t happen.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@realDonaldTrump You realize they wouldn’t be able to make fun of you on the reg if you were actually a decent human being and not a trash goblin. #JustSaying

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

Hi, @MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff can’t wait to see you Sunday night in Indy! In case you’re curious about wild Indiana shenanigans, my therapist was stood up on a date by Ted Bundy. #NoBiggie #SSDGM

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@robisonandy @melpels 😂

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@robisonandy @melpels @seanmeddington A: how is this real? B: SQWEEEEE! C: same.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@BitchestheCat

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@realDonaldTrump I, too, can write non-sensical numbers: 687,899,122,123,890. See. Easy.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@robisonandy @seanmeddington @melpels I am 2000% not ok with this.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@robisonandy It’s true. She’s a beast and can take me out in one swoop.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@robisonandy This is the best Friday news ever.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@realDonaldTrump The quotation marks should be around “results” instead.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

Pretty sure it’s not the ‘Nip Fairy coming through that door.
- Oxford the Cat
#MomLied #ItsTheDamnVetAgain

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@melpels @robisonandy @seanmeddington Like you’re surprised? Mamma Mel ain’t got time for sleeping in.

[Randall Ann @RandiAnnP]

@orangetheory I mean...same.