Randi

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Dear future me: stop getting stoned and online shopping. I say future me because I’m stoned in bed and online shopping.

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I remember pop tarts tasting way better as a child

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@PAP1kaaay 🐾❤️🐕 Bo says fank you Karina for da follows

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@PAP1kaaay @LOLitsraay I miss you both. I think about you all the time ❤️

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I love how dedicated people are to creating memes for the world’s entertainment

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LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

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@fritzbomb4 Literally every girl 😂

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white girls love commenting ‘BABIES’ on throwback pics with the girls

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CEO of being bored but also too lazy to do much about it

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Now that I have friends who are teachers I feel super guilty about the time I swapped all the chalk for white pastel crayon as a prank, and my 6th Grade French teacher wrote an abundance of notes that day

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@JordDowny16 @SJUHawks_MRow @Dunks7272

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@Dazzo_ One time I asked for food and they told me the food sign is just for the liquor license people so I had a pizza delivered to perv row

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I think buffets could be extinct. Imagine telling your grandkids... “back in my day you could take a plate and walk around a room full of different food and take whatever-and however much you wanted... and everyone used the same tongs” #COVIDー19

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@kaaayallen Yes please-@bosblanket is me... well it’s Bo

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@kaaayallen It’s a Korean thing so it started as a quarantine/isolation time-filler and then people started posting and filming it (I’ve seen it a lot on TikTok)

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I like that when this is all over-people will still have unfinished housework (myself included)... and people will be like “well what were you doing with all that time off at home”.... well obviously not organizing my junk drawers Karen

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@kaaayallen the milk chocolate hits different #best

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if only I knew how loosely the term “essential” could be used before this! “It’s not that I want these shoes-they are essential to my feet”.....”this giant bottle of wine?.... essential”