Randi BoBandi

Wanting to be someone you're not is a waste of the person you are. - Kurt Cobain

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

Reinstate Philadelphia Phillies' Dollar Dog Night - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hk0NHw0r8T via @Change

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

"Damn you got cigarettes and a vape"
"Yeah, I gotta problem"

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

If @yunggravy impregnated me I could be the milf of his dreams 😅

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@McB19027147 @KCRG I would like to know how you could possibly think banning the torture of minors is an overreach of power?

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

Linn County passes ordinance banning conversion therapy https://t.co/CmmXPpzjeZ

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

The way my kids wait until the exact moment I get on a conference call to ask me these questions

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

For someone who was majoring in psychology in college, I'm absolute trash at taking care of my mental health.

[Kacie Allick @kherz375]

Servers everywhere “that’s nothing”

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

Rewatching the Richard Ramirez episode from @BaileySarian and when she said something about no good stories happening with a machete and was reminded of my kookie bio prof who was searching for insects in the Amazon and scared off a creep by pulling a machete out of her pants.

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

Army of the Dead is a PSA for the dangers of giving road head #explainafilmplotbadly

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@kherz375 Omg I used to be so scared of finding a snapping turtle when we'd check diddy poles. Mean lookin' digit eating dinosaurs 😬

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@kherz375 "I would've given you a better tip, but my beer was flat". Bruh if you would've told me that I would've given you something else no charge, but I'm glad you found an excuse to give me that bad tip you would've given me anyway. ✌

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

So I just got to the @AMorbidPodcast episodes when quarantine started and who would've known how triggering the phrase"flatten the curve" would be. Also just absolutely flabbergasted at what a clusterfuck the West Memphis three case was. 😵😬

[Kacie Allick @kherz375]

Etiquette, people..

Please do not call to place an order for food to go and NOT know what you want. Share with all who need to hear it. Thanks, your SIN friends.

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@TDeBrower Don't tell me how to live my life

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

Yo this register to vote stuff is getting ridiculous. Even Tinder is telling me to make sure I'm registered. I've done been registered since I turned 18 so get off my jock

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@BaileySarian just wanna say thank you for giving myself and all the other true crime junkies something to look forward to (almost) every week. One of the few things helping me get through this crap year

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@tiffanyfranswa Yo IHOP had a cinnamon toast crunch shake a while back. Shit's delicious

[Randi BoBandi @RandiDeBrower]

@clehm51 everytime I hear "we can't stop" by Miley Cyrus I think of working with you at UA and buying you beer