Rand Barney

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

Nipples are for sucking not eating

[mendicant bias @barselphon]

lemme guess, you stood there and waited for your gay little flavored stimulant pouches itching for a fix like a good little bitch till he was done, didn't you?

[xan @G59_Xan]

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

My wife got me the Rivendell Lego set for Christmas all you have to do is not be a dick to women fucking idiot

[slimthick michael @poopswag34]

Men have to be 6ft
Rich
Muscular
Perfect skull and jaw genetics
Have at least 4 inches
Full head of hair
No “nerdy” hobbies
And Be alpha but still a femenist, just to get a gf.
Meanwhile literally all women have to do is not be fat and most of them fail that

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

Hey buddy it wasn’t your money who fucking cares what a movie costs

[— @graveair]

There’s absolutely nothing, and I mean not a single detail in this film that makes it worth $70M, everyone involved in this production deserves to be drowned into the deepest financial gutters. Good Time was made for $2M, and it was a hundred times better.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“So much fog.”

“What can Santa do against such hateful weather?”

“Ride out with me.”

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The samurai is born, not made

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

why the fuck is everyone in twin peaks cheating on each other?

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Corruption goes courtside.

[🔞🔆 bashar al-gore vidal 啦啦 @violentfemz]

it’s funny that they’re blue in mulholland drive but no one is blue in blue velvet. just another glimpse into david lynch’s twisted mind.

[ashley @sillygirl4everr]

head coach of the cincinnati bengals

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

[asta @lollasta]

the movie where Parker Posey dumps Paul Rudd for, you guessed it, Danny DeVito

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

@Spacebilly2 @NFLonPrime @Ravens @HoodieRamey Cal

[irix ❤️‍🔥 @queerbobdylan]

yes.. fuck him..

[sav @smokingsexxtion]

you all know this by now but i just wanna remind everyone that this is literally the best song ever https://t.co/sLrePNtW0R

[❤️‍🔥 @seven7heavens]

I finally watch Anora. People really get on this app and lie about movies being good.

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

@Spacebilly2 @iamtomskinner Wonder if he drank so much he threw up in his uncles bed

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

you'd never guess... there was a dog... and bird... in the percolator...

[Rand Barney @RandisSad]

Got no hit through 7 innings to show their allyship

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

This evening, the Orioles were proud to take part in a new tradition around baseball as we introduce the very first “Pride Ball” 🏳️‍🌈⚾️

Oriole Park is the final ballpark on this one-of-a-kind ball’s month-long journey across the country!