Randi Vasquez

I'm often seen holding a sparkly microphone or a camera. I'm also that girl with the Instagram account.

[Arthur Read @arthur_read8]

My fall plans the Delta variant

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What a historical day in American history. I got vaccinated & fit into my first ever pair of size 8 jeans!

MONUMENTAL Y’ALL.

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I don’t tell this story enough, but college was such a weird place.

My freshman roommate bought three baby ducks and kept them in her dresser drawers for a month and neither of us acted like it was a big deal. She would literally let them splash around in our sink.

[Riley Vasquez @RileyVasquez]

This is going to be a very unpopular opinion for some people, and for others it is their lifeline:

If 25,000 people can gather safely at the Super Bowl while drinking beer and eating hot dogs, LIVE IN-PERSON EVENTS CAN RETURN with proper protocols.

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at what point in my life will my microwaveable protein mug cake actually start tasting like a Little Debbie?

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Now that The Office isn’t on Netflix I’m not sure why I even own a TV.

What else do people have on as background noise 24/7 so they don’t have to deal with their own thoughts?

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Can we all just agree that candy apples are the worst dessert on the planet. There’s nothing like biting into an apple covered in concrete.

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@regannvasquez David did this on Halloween. He said he threw it over his shoulder and you didn’t know. 😂

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@Target

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bad boy.

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@KSchmidgall @debbiesawyer It was no better.

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Reason no.1739 why I hate shopping online.

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There’s a lady in my neighborhood who walks with a baby stroller every day. Today I walked past her and slightly peeked inside.

It was NOT A BABY.
IT WAS A FREAKING YORKIE DOG.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Had a dream last night that instead of regular speed dating I was speed dating with slices of pizza and could try each slice for 30 seconds before moving on to the next flavor.

I think I may have just invented the best restaurant ever.

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Found this photo from back in February when I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my resemblance to Miss Trunchbull is uncanny.

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@regannvasquez AND ALWAYS KILLING MY GYM MOOD WITH YOUR SAD SONGS.

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My grandpa made his first Facebook story today. It did not disappoint.

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Quite literally the worst photoshop I’ve ever seen.

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@LaCare1017 AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!