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giants baseball, feminism, and beer.

[bob saget @bobsaget]

It's hard out there for a pimp.

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

This one ain't about us, it's about...

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[Kinky Boots the Musical @KinkyBootsBway]

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

[randomquality @randomquality]

@TMobile - Just had THE WORST experience EVER in the last 12 years as a customer. Thank you to Wade & Trent in Wichita for making it right.

[randomquality @randomquality]

Don't want a sex change? That's cool, don't get one!

[randomquality @randomquality]

I spent 45 minutes in a meeting today, and all I could think about was how I needed to fart. Still hasn't happened. #toobusytofart

[Tommy Kane @DirtyTom_]

Every bar at your own home should have a @jontaffer picture displayed.

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

kids are the worst. they're like us but with dreams

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Quirky street signs warn of Facebook danger http://t.co/xrapmSuE8r