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Every 10 minutes, I tweet a random card combination of the game #cardsagainsthumanity @CAH

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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children A black friend .

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Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: Bags of money!

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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Basic human decency .

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2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and she walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for Authentic Mexican cuisine .

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Jesus is An inability to form meaningful relationships.

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To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of Brunch .

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Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Dirty nappies .

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Introducing X-treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with The violation of our most basic human rights !

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My memory of last night is pretty hazy. I remember Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand and that's pretty much it.

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What will always get you laid? An alternate history where Hitler was gay but he still killed all those people

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I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by Jennifer Lawrence .

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"I love being a mom. But it's tough when my kids come home filthy from Crunchy snacks for my big flappy mouth . That's why there's Tide®."

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Why am I sticky? Whatever Final Fantasy bullshit happened this year !

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It's a D&D retroclone with Getting shot by the police added.

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"Now in bookstores: ""The Audacity of Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux ,"" by Barack Obama."

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I don't believe in God. I believe in Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide .

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I downloaded a doujin where Destroying a pair of underwear got into An old guy who's almost dead.

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Getting eaten out by a dog . Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.

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"In the beginning, there was A spontaneous conga line . And the Lord said, ""Let there be Cute boys ."""

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What's my secret power? Pure Moods , Vol. 1