Kim Jong Trill

i'm a parody account of a parody account of a parody account of a parody account of a parody account of a parody account of a parody account of a parody account

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

if looking up at the stars at night doesn't blow your mind you're a fucking moron

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

My friends, hurry up

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@suppushpop @KeondreThompson @mihaknight @swtygabe @helzfound @postvoid @janed0123 @syqyg @YuJungTan @emuvii

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

Official website: https://t.co/viI01ORfGp
@suppushpop @KeondreThompson @mihaknight @swtygabe @helzfound @postvoid @janed0123 @syqyg @YuJungTan @emuvii

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

*tries to walk into bar*
bouncer: not so fast hot shot there's a cover tonight
me: oh shit how much is it
bouncer: wonderwall
me: wonderwall?
*bouncer hands me a guitar*
bouncer: cover wonderwall

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

vibe check yourself before you vibe wreck yourself

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

im dreaming of a white christmas
me and the boys and rails of blow

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

keith urban? more like kief herbman
*i exhale a bong rip, reggae music starts to play, and i begin to levitate*

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

yo so who the fuck is papa molly and why does he have a girls name

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drinking game: take a shot every time a white person tells you they are living the dream

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

@FuckSchodack who knows dude, decided to back onto this account for the fuck of it but would like to start posting again

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

@ParkerrCarney spent a year in prison for being lit af

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

the wax pen is mightier than the sword

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

starting a gofundme because i ran out of ketamine

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

god sitting on the toilet using his phone app where if you swipe right on people they go to heaven and if you swipe left they go to hell

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

donald trump was definitely in slytherin

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

slapping a bag of the blood of christ

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

use a sample of my last dying breath before a dubstep drop

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

i can see clearly now the vape is gone

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

sorry i havent been on twitter lately ive been too busy getting high on pcp dressing up like a clown and wandering around at night

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

i hope i go to hell when i die because i want to stay lit forever

[Kim Jong Trill @Random_Pun]

*rips bong*
me: "lol facebook is like wikipedia but for unimportant people"
police officer: "lol true, but ur under arrest bro"