Amy 🦈

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

don't u hate it when u offer help and the other person says yes

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

@JByrd925 He’s giving you what you need, not what you want.

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

DUUNNN DUNNN… DUUUUNNNN DUUN… DUUUNNNNNNNN DUN... DUN DUN DUN DUN... it’s coming for us folks! #SharkWeek2019

[Ashley Holden @ashholden18]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year #SharkWeek

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Pro tip for all you personal trainers out there: interrupting someone’s run the treadmill is not a great first step in trying to convince them to sign up for your personal training services

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Random lady at the airport to her husband who just bought many snacks: "I still feel underprepared for snacks"

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

When @HawaiianAir cancels and resells your tickets AFTER you’ve already checked in making you miss an entire day of your vacation #NicelyDone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

@JByrd925 Boy don’t lie. You drinking rosé.

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

@JByrd925 Remember when you claimed that about the last episode we just watched?

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Shoutout to @hulu for knowing what the people really want. You show those bugs who’s boss! #JustPunishment

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

@youngrobstone yo you ever find Andy tho?

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Don’t try to talk to me at the airport unless you have a dog that I can play with. Thanks.

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

I love how Ohio decided to do roadwork on basically the entire highway system all at the same time. Not inconvenient at all.

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Attention world! Scientists gave molly to octopuses. That is all.

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses—and what happened was profound https://t.co/AoP4HI6rSG

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Anyone know if @xzibit is still pimping rides? Asking for a friend

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Cheers to all the people getting lit before this 7 am flight 🍻

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

My coworkers just had the most midwestern debate of all time - which is the superior small kitchen appliance: crockpot or instapot?

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

Just saw a commercial reminding people to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’. What is this world coming to? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Amy 🦈 @randomaims]

When @JByrd925 claims to be a fan of @SheaSerrano but he’s really not