Stochastic Descent

downward spiral towards the minima

[Billie @Billie_T]

The haters said Ronaldo couldn’t do it and they were right. Honestly great call from the haters

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

Life is so much better when Manchester United are winning.

[Braelyn ⛓️ @braelyn_ai]

my hottest take is that conda is objectively better than uv

1. conda is short for anaconda, which is a type of snake. guess what, so is a python

2. used primarily by academia and they are famously smart people, so they must know something we dont

3. "conda activate" makes you feel like you're commanding a tank. "uv run" sounds like you're doing laundry

4. it takes 45 minutes to resolve dependencies which gives you time to smash another white monster and watch youtube at work

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

[Rox @RoxCodes]

had 7 concurrent users today

guess it's time for kubernetes

[Lupin @lupinxart]

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise.

[Jake @JustJake]

This is how using Kubernetes feels

[ヒューゴ @klarnic_debt]

things could be worse. you could be starting a masters program.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Forever obsessed with the way the sun sparkles on water

[love, sanj @thepurpledoe]

please meet my daughters citrizine and allegra

[Prachi @prachii_615]

Sunlit study area😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨✨

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[Nikhil @dillidallying]

No, Bombay, I think you don't get it.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples:

Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

[socialist cranberry @ripcordraju]

I used to say “mushkil waqt commando sakht” before the words ‘lock in’ came and I think I need to go back to it.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

top 3 activities:
- trying new ice cream flavors
- destroying and betraying myself for nothing
- having friends probably

[Madison Kanna @Madisonkanna]

A guy on my engineering team gave his standup update by just saying “it’s looking good over here” and then muted. I'm saying that forever now