Antics of a plonker

I'm not unintelligent, I just have moments of complete idiocy

[Antics of a plonker @Randomestramble]

About time!!! Thankyou @netflix! #lucifersaved ☺️👼🏼😈

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I’ve signed have you?! #SaveLucifer #PickupLuficer https://t.co/kONk4Lm0Kh

[just julia 🌟 @OllyMursMyWorld]

I'M NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE! #SaveLucifer #PickUpLucifer

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Just checked what’s trending in the U.K. and worldwide and #PickUpLucifer is still in the top 10 of both!!! Let’s keep it up! #SaveLucifer

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Few hours late to the party but that finale was epic! Can’t stand it if that’s where they leave it though 😭 #SaveLucifier #PickUpLucifer PLEEAAASSSSSEEEEEE

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Cars are just metal vacuums sucking up all your cash 😡🤬 #motfail #whoneedsbrakesreally

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This is not ok #savelucifer

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When you use hairspray instead of deodorant #stickypits #idiot

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When you search for your phone using your phone flashlight 🙈 #facepalm #idioticmoments

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When you spend 20 mins trying to find your pen and then realise you put it in your cleavage to keep it safe #facepalm #imnotanidiotpromise

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Off on holiday ... what do I forget sunglasses #dope #facepalm #atleastivegotmypassport

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To spend 15 mins trying to find an episode you want to watch online to realise you have the DVD's in the other room 🙈

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When you arrive at a clients house 5 mins early don't sit and play on your phone for 10 mins making yourself late! #facepalm 🙈

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When microwaving dinner - try putting it inside! 😭🙈 #facepalm #hungry

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Note to self - do not sit on your glasses, it will not be healthy for them 🙈👓

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When you left your drink next to the bath and then tried to wash your hair with it 🙈 #lucozade #facepalm

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If you use expensive drain cleaner that needs to be left for 30 mins, don't then wash a fork 2 mins later 🙈

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See I can't even do #hashtags right!

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The pressure on social media to be perfect can be tough. So I'm here to share my most idiotic moments 🙈 #I'mnotstupid #facepalmmoments