✨️Sydney 😊

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I have the mental stability of that one PTA mom with a flask in her bra

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Jennifer Lawrence is fucking gorgeous in Catching Fire. That costumer designer is an angel.

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I’m so sorry Mr.Wonka, I didn’t realize you had extensive confectionary trauma.

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I’m just now realizing the Liberty Biberty guy, the yellow blob thing and the emu guy are all Liberty Mutual. Three mascots is crazy

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New game just dropped!

Take a shot every time you see a political ad.

Do a blinker every time you see an AI ad.

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What’s up with commercials lately? Fiji water has people jumping into pools in their underwear. Svedka has an AI generated robot making sharknados. I literally just watched a guy have a tea party with his gym teacher and a teddy bear. What’s going on here.

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I hate when you’re watching a TikTok and the entire comment section is like “oh my god what’s your mascara??” And “Your mascara is doing gods work!” And she’s just got on fourteen layers

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Pringles are the most aesthetically pleasing crunch I’ve ever had

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The girl’s outfit in that Zevo commercial is absolutely horrendous.

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I want to see a heated dinner argument in a drama where someone just burps in the middle and then they continue like nothing happened

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I just want a man that makes enough money to have an inground pool one day.

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“Oh you’re beat my shit?
You’re gonna rock my ass?”

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Literally everyone loves asmr

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Sometimes I disagree with millennials just cuz

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I didn’t learn from last time. I took another edible. 😭

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I wanna be a boy.
I wanna get drunk off cheap beer and open Pokémon cards in the middle of the Australian outback

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I’m afraid that confused facebook moms genuinely thinking WAP means “worship and prayer” is the peak of comedy to me

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I’m wondering why no one’s brought up Effie saying this in #CatchingFire during the Victory Tour
“‘So, I was just having a peek around because district ruins are going to be all the rage this year’”
Is this her way of saying she knows about the revolution?
#hungergames

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I wish Tinder would add a feature where you can comment on people’s profiles without liking them.

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Every once in a while I remember Joey Graceffa’s escape the night exists

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Three reasons why I hate William Schuester
⭐️ The Rocky Horror episode
⭐️ His inability to let Emma be happy with another man who’s genuinely helping her
⭐️ The way he has to constantly make Glee club about himself, get a life bro