POV: Adam Smasher when you tell him he has to fight a pink haired idol girl with a mech the size of a city, a blonde haired doctor who can fly on a scythe, a magical girl controlling a sentient black hole, and literal anime Jesus Christ
A nearby Barnes & Noble is moving so they have a 40% off sale
The manga section is naturally depleted, but don’t worry they’re still FULLY stocked on Rent a Girlfriend 😭✌️