Emil Castillo Mendez

Wake up and I eat me some fruity loops. No milk though I eat them with juicy juice

[Emil Castillo Mendez @RandomHypeGuy]

My main goal at Kansas State is to get my degree, but my side goal is to be one of the diverse students you see in the college brochures

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

getting absolutely pissmogged by what I assume is a horse in the stall next to me

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[Neet @neet_sol]

unemployed ppl will send you instagram reels. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

[lil uzi virtue signal @ClayHarted]

son this is frying me because he’s not trump-coded at all. dude saw a cowardly asshole character, and said how dare they mock my president

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

JD vance is sweating

[Crawtater “Da Chef” Boudreaux @Geauxtater]

Just door dashed a triple dipper

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

Red Dead Redemption 2 is super slow in the beginning but once you get the Chevy Silverado it's so much fun!

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[🪱 @ori6g]

Instead of meeting Messi as a child i met Ronaldinho so i just get hammered as fuck the night before Sunday league

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

LOL SPAIN EDITED TRUMP OUT OF THE PHOTO 🤣🤣🤣

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

In remembrance of the children Israel has killed in Gaza.