Random Man

I work in an office where people say really random and off the wall comments. These are the things I overhear. #randomwords

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"Where are bullet points on your keyboard?..." #randomwords

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"You were born in Rome? So are your parents Romanian?..." #randomwords

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“If questions arises you're more than happy to give me a call…” #randomwords

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“My sprinklers came on so I know the sprinklers are on…” #randomwords

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"I'll say we've got a huge gaping hole..." #randomwords

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“I don’t think I’m going to go all the way down. I’m going to trim it down…” #randomwords

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“You’re lucky you are as far away as you are right now or else I would kiss you on the lips…” #randomwords

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“If you’re going to level half the city, there should be some kind of consequences…” #randomwords

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“Stop touching my nads!…” #randomwords

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“My arms were full and I couldn’t get it off…” #randomwords

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“You could be super phallic man…” #randomwords

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“I would love to be 18 again and live in a city like Japan…” #randomwords

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“Are you gluten intolerant?...” #randomwords

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“I just realized XBOX was a Microsoft product…” #randomwords

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“It’s really light and not bulky so you can move it around…” #randomwords

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“Weighing yourself every day is not healthy…” #randomwords

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“It’s so good I’m pounding it…” #randomwords

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“I don’t know what kind of magic microphone you’re looking for…” #randomwords

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“Mine’s like four inches wider than yours…Yeah, it’s a tank man…” #randomwords

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“You need to get in to my wife…No one’s ever complained…She does a good job…” #randomwords