Lee Stewart

Random, odd, and likely to frustrate you with infrequent updates about my latest project...

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Flew to Italy and realized this the longest I’ve worn shoes since the before time.

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In other news, my wife just told me to watch anime. Feels like a trap.

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Any day that starts with cake for breakfast and ends with a BlackPink concert has to be a good one!

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I know that @ryugomatukin is young, but surely she understands that skateboards have wheels for a reason. https://t.co/eVwNhSlvvD

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I'm pretty sure that Vampire Academy just jumped the Strigoi...

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Saw this on Amazon and my first thought was “I don’t remember ordering anything”...

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Road trip flash of genius: create a song in the Apple Music store called “Nevermind” by “Shut up Siri”…

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I was reading how Sonny Bono died when he hit a tree while skiing. The same year, the son of the Canadian Prime Minister did the same. I couldn't find another that year, which is weird - celebrity deaths often happen in trees.

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My wife is taking a class in “multi vase” flower arranging and the instructor’s posh accent makes me think of this.

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Ate so much ice cream this weekend that we ran out of clean spoons. @jenisicecreams

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Today I learned that “fingernail maintenance through attrition” isn’t a thing…

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I had a nightmare last night that I went to the Love Shack and forgot my jukebox money....

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I have a great new drinking game that I think will make long drives go quicker, but I’m not allowed to play it…

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Tuna, more cowbell!

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Who decides what emojis are available and why isn’t there a pork chop?

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One of the interesting things about screenwriting is the words that get added to your spell checker. Today: "Sinatra" and "brevis"...

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My latest chart (another homage to @xkcd) shows that the closer to rectilinear an item is, the greater the chance that I'll fold it "correctly".

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My favorite part of the pandemic? Shouting “I’m wearing pajama pants!” in a Zoom video meeting.

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Valentines Day Puzzle

Me: If half a cup of spilled coffee makes a puddle three feet across, how big a puddle would a full cup make?

Her: Good question. I have a better one - why don’t you grab a towel and clean that mess up?

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I’ve divided my friends into two groups - those that like the Dead Pixels show and those that aren’t my friends.