Random Tatoo

What?
God-fearing MAGA, AMERICA FIRST. Red-blooded armed Texan, 1A/ 2A, Support Trump. Very proud US veteran. Infantry

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

⭐ ⭐⭐ seriously? Harris County Texas Treasurer says she will not be “disrespected” and asks that her salary be MORE THAN DOUBLED from $140,000 to $305,000

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Harris County Texas Treasurer says she will not be “disrespected” and asks that her salary be MORE THAN DOUBLED from $140,000 to $305,000

🚨 Under Harris County's proposed budget, most countywide elected officials, including all 8 constables will make $305,000 a year

The city has a $181 million budget shortfall and is considering raising property takes on residents

The salary increases to $305,000 for most countywide elected officials, including the eight constables, county attorney, district attorney, county clerk, district clerk and tax assessor-collector were approved by Commissioners Court and are included in the proposed budget

Residents will not be allowed to vote to reject the new salary increases, the final vote will be made by the commissioners

The same people who already approved their salary increases will vote against to finalize them

Everyone will be making $305,000 per year each from taxpayers, this is what organized crime looks like

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Oh, so naughty.
Funny as hell though.
I am not allowed to laugh in polite or mixed company.
Still, funny as hell...

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

The Matrix, but instead of Carrie-Anne Moss, it’s Angel Reese. 😭

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@AmericaPapaBear ⭐ ⭐ Karmelo Anthony DENIED another trail after 2 days of hearings.

Too bad so sad.

Take the win. No matter how small. THE GOOD GUYS WIN AGAIN!

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

⭐Anil Kumble’s son just locked in a full-time Apple job in Cupertino. He’s not some elite talent - he only graduated UIUC three months ago.

No, Bro, say it ain't so!
But of course it is.
I don't think, Americans paying attention, are surprised.
It won't stop.
DEI, nepotism, politics, all that shit...

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@SarahisCensored @SarahisCensored **Breaking: Karmelo Anthony’s motion for a retrial has been DENIED.

Judge Michael Chitty has denied the defense request after the 2 day hearing***

What? The good guys win again? I'LL TAKE IT!

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@4thOfJuly365 . .. Tell me you loved blasting 70s and '80s rock without telling me. . ...
On a ARMY paycheck, I could only afford Pioneer and Tecnics components. Who could tell the difference? Of course you had your cassette-playing boombox!

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

True story.

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

We rescued a baby kitten, couple weeks old, grey color covered completely in spots. Some minor striping. Still heavily striped 6 years later. I have enjoyed Greek mythology and Greek culture (been to the islands a few times. Athens. Parthenon) I had no choice, but to name him 'Spotticus Maximus". Obviously.
His nick name is Spot. (duh)
I just realized, he too feels the incredible Texas heat.
....for the technically inclined ... would you say I have a "hot spot"…?????
Bah doom doom tish..
Thank you. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress lavishly... @vileTexan @DrClownPhD

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Sorry, I have a simple mind. (public school). But I thought this was clever and funny. This is America, you don't have to agree..

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@DocPeteChambers ***TRAVEL UPDATE****
Travel note:

If you’re driving on I-35 between Waco and Temple and are looking for a down home excellent chow hall.

sheesh, had only I known 15 years ago....

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@EvanAndrewsWX How do you like to be cooked? WELL DONE!
friend, there is no glimmer of hope no hope at all, the heat is locked in over Texas and we shall never recover.
Doomed. According to experts, Texas is soon to be the next Sahara Desert.

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@vileTexan Jeeze!
Bluejays?
All the birds in the neighborhood are training the babies to fly already.
I'll help ... they really like peanuts in the shell. It makes them happy. NOT SPANISH PEANUTS IN A CAN!
see, Bluejay doesn't drink beer...so.....

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Actually I do appreciate wicked humor.
Perhaps it is a secret wish of mine?
Either way, very clever . . . .

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨 BREAKING: Bacon Squad deploys emergency drone response boxes across the UK.

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Look, dude, don't you deserve a treat today?
In Northern Texas you deserve something cold and frozen.
For the unfortunate people, you can go to Braum's. It is acceptable. And choose "malted".
Otherwise go to In-N-Out.
In fact, get a 'double-double' animal-style. While you're there....

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Alright okay, if you don't laugh at least smile!

[zangalewa @provider31]

How things change easily 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@BadgedPatriot The worn tire is due to excessive camber.
Either the axel or part of the wheel assembly.
But I'm no mechanic.
I only reply with personal experience.

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

Patient Lab results: friend, here is what I have found over the years-
Asking the doctor for second opinions from Dogs (black Labrador ) and Cats (provided by the nurse in the clinic) often results in much more expensive medical bills!
They charge MORE for cat scans and lab results!

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@vileTexan Wait wait WAIT! - WHAT?
I don't believe you. I just bought this very fine original painting from the artist there on Santa Monica Blvd!
Very fine man, wearing a blonde wig, and lip stick...
Very nice ..... man ....

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

All they do is cheat (Texan in AZ)
And they will continue to cheat if they get away with it.
At one time, not long ago, this was a "high-trust society" we lived in. And, not today. NOT TODAY
....all we can do now, is pursue and uncover the fraud and abuse. Look here, these 3rd-world invader, non-assimilating cockroaches don't care and lie and deceive every day to you and me, for that is their culture, from whence they came.

[Random Tatoo @RandomTatoo]

@info_maiden Costco Business Center in Dallas: selling goat meat. HUGE pieces of goat meat halves.
...and I no longer go to Costco.
They can sell and are allowed to sell any silly thing they want. But I get to choose who gets my business @Costco
They don't get my $400 each week.