Shit Said at Work

Sitting in our office we hear many random phrases so we thought we'd share them.

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“I’ve been on a ghost hunt in London”, did you find any? “Well it was cold & I heard noises and we used a funny machine"

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“There’s a Half-Life 3 coming out?"

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“I like steak, I had it medium-rare once"

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“My nan likes Drake, true story"

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Is “back catalogue” an album?

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“What do you mean George Michael’s gay?”!!!!

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“Who’s Jerry Springer?"

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“Is a posh wank when your butler does it for you?"

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“What’s wrong with Hall & Oates?"

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“Who put this on” (the jukebox) “me, don’t you like Wham?"

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"ESX - that’s the one you don’t need the mouse for"

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“Smokes like a frog” I’ve never heard that before

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My nan had a dog funeral

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So what’s a “posh wank”?

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"So where did I put that database?"

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"Why is my goalkeeper upside down?" (We've got a table football table in the office)

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"I like clean balls"

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You don't have to convince me....I don't give a shit