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@ebertchicago Christine O'Donnell did prove impossible for SNL to satirize. Did you see the sketch? Bloody awful.

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Rand Paul a member of a secret cult?

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@sarahpalinusa If I swap Muslims for Dr Laura & Ground Zero Mosque for N-word in your tweets, would that be okay?

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@ebertchicago Have you seen master thespian Ben Stein's comments about why most people are unemployed?

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New Game Show I'd like To See: Tax Ben Stein's Money.

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Ben Stein is an ignorant, offensive asshole. And since he continues to get work, his premise is dead wrong. http://bit.ly/bicLwQ

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@SarahPalinUSA Yes, Sarah Palin, English is a living language. That doesn't mean it is okay to torture it.

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@SarahPalinUSA There is a difference between using wrong word and making up new one. Shows you're stupid, not Shakespeare.

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@SarahPalinUSA Forget about stabbed hearts, who poked holes in your brain?

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@SarahPalinUSA Why is it that you'd molest a moose to defend the 2nd Amendment, but you tweet nasty attacks on those who want the 1st?

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@GMA It's okay to challenge your guests to provide evidence of the statements they make.

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Michelle Bachman making bullshit statements on GMA. Fact check this stupid insane woman.

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@SarahPalinUSA supporters. Isn't troubling to see her reject the 1st Amendment? T Partiers with an IQ above 50, pls repudiate.

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@DavidAdamsinKY I like wealthy Dr Rand Paul's method for lowering the unemployment rate, telling people to work for peanuts.

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Beck University announces it's new diversity program, featuring both male AND female white speakers. #becku

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Beck University received accreditation from Rand Paul's Opthamology Board. #becku

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It's 9:42..... Do you know where @davidadamsinky is?

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@ebertchicago Would it help you accept the artform if you could play video games in 3D? #pokethefamouscriticbear

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Rand Paul friend Alex Jones on cop killers: http://www.prisonplanet.com/arkansas-cop-murders-frame-up-of-the-patriot-movement.html

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Rand Paul's friend Alex Jones called the father and teenager who did THIS patriots. http://www.kspr.com/news/local/97538399.html