Dude

The Truth will set you free but first it will piss you off

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

This is it.

[roobz 🌙 🌸 @tishray]

Working out taught me the single greatest, universal analogy there is:

growth is always accompanied by pain and discomfort

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get hammered at a comedy show then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint and grill cheeseburgers
-iPhones have GPS and it tells you when there’s a cop so you can slow down and avoid a speeding ticket
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, booking the trip, CRUSHING IT at work, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

To measure is to aim.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

@nocontextmemes I have that exact same fork and it’s my favorite fork! Trident aesthetic

[★ @thematrixwizard]

🥹👉👈

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

And at no cost to your light

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

Love is like a candle; sharing it will make everything shine brighter.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

Love is like a candle; sharing it will make everything shine brighter.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

How are you not excited by the future when anything can literally compound in your face rn

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

What is consistent; will compound.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸⋆bella ཐིཋྀ ⋆˚꩜｡ @gyumisoo]

@ComplexMusic @tylerthecreator but none of those albums have Hot wind blows so..😋

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

Is music an actual form of love language?

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

Me after thinking “why am I like this”

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

I’ve always liked people who can make others laugh/ smile. So I feel I’ve always tried to emulate that kind of being so I can love myself more.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

I’ve always liked people who can make others laugh/ smile. So I feel I’ve always tried to emulate that kind of being so I can love myself more.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

Everyone wants to eat but no one wants to cook.

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

@UnknownPotater @CAPYBARA_MAN ur caption made me think he was gonna hop out, i waited years

[Dude @Randum_Dude_]

@Nick_F_Perrelli This is true.

[Kevin Samuels @kevinrsamuels1]

You’ll never outperform your belief systems.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means