Randy Clusters

Maker. And Destroyer.

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@kellyclarkson Aww the rich girl didn't get to own somebody else's toy.

[Silverfoxdude @silverfoxdude]

I've watched this 20 times and I still can't believe what I'm seeing . 🤣🤣🤣

Tom Jones Sloop John B

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@DougWahl1 Cats gonna cat. They also eat pensioners.

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@Pontifex Be well.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

I keep reading that 'nobody should be forced to pay for the BBC'. Meanwhile, I'm forced to pay for the royal family, nuclear weapons, religiously-affiliated schools and the House of Lords.

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@seanonolennon @JulianLennon The universe is full of loose ends.

Nice tie.

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@cem_uk_ @ZackPolanski One in three Brits would've said that six months ago too. Or at any time, with any Greens leader.

Fuel for dummies.

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@Tazerface16 “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Trump team thinks it's a good idea to do public executions for traitors. Interesting, because Jonathan Pollard, the worst traitor we've ever had, was not executed or given a life sentence. He was flown back to Israel on Miriam Adelson's private jet and given a hero's welcome.

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@HarleyShah Australians call themselves Aussies, pronounced:

"Oz-e's" (Oz like over the rainbow)

but the Americans pronounce it as:

"Oww-sies".

And IIRC correctly they pronounce Melbourne something like "Melbo-urn".

Don't throw random U's at the Yanks. They hate them. 😆

[𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞��𝐨𝐦 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 @FreedomFrank11]

I miss this kind of comedy! 🤡

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Davram Stiefler: “What made you love Trump so much?”

Trump supporter: “Well because he does what he says and he’s open, he’s not a normal politician”

DS: “He said he was gonna end the Ukraine war on day one. It’s kinda going on for a while, are you concerned about that one, that promise?”

TS: “No because I think he’s doing what we need to do and we need to get this so that uhm… we don’t want them to have a nuclear bomb”

DS: “Oh, I said Ukraine”

TS: “Well he tried but you know that’s not just up to him”

Trump supporter 2: “That was his plan, but Arnold Schwarzenegger said war plans are great until the first shot’s fired. Smartest general we ever had”

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@EnterLiminality Hmm... GB News reported on it, but then took that page down.

[Hussain “Hoz” Shafiei @HussainShafiei]

A legend is born.

Run Pierre Run!!!

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@HankDesmondPhD Well played, sir. 😆

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

You couldn’t fucking write that if you tried😭😭

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@Mike_Pence America *used* to be the leader of the free world. Those days are over. The sounds you hear are the petro-dollar being strangled to death.

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@bartosztruchle I'm starting to think if France hadn't aided the US in their revolution, they'd still be singing God Save The King.

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@bartosztruchle The short answer is lefty Americans are terrified of rightwing Americans. They're pussies. They're not hard-man Union lefties... they're peacenik scaredy-cat lefties. Progressivism is just their hiding place.

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@RabbiJeffx @grok They're using US money to propagandise the US. It's kinda genius.