Randy Travis

Second place is just the first place loser
-Dale Earnhardt

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Dear baby Jesus, with your pearly white diapers and tuxedo shirt please help everyone with their tests this week and the week to come #amen

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Hey man

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

There's a snake in my boot #itsreallymydick

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Poop dolla!

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Hey @the_RandyTravis, we're back 🏁

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

My car got Cummed all over

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

@b_emadi21 I'm about to leave too

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

We made Barack Obama the most powerful man in the world again? What? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

@b_emadi21 shut up billy

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Hey let me find some pussy I can complain about

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

@b_emadi21 at least I have a sack #burn

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

@b_emadi21 I was too busy preparing for talladega to keep track of that sport of roughians

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

@b_emadi21 #everyone should care about the league next year. Did I get last?

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

We did it to Japan, we can do it to Iran

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

Don't go chasin waterfalls

[Jimmie Johnson Foundation @TeamJJF]

We'll be observing a moment of silence this morning at 9:30amET in honor of the Sandy Hook victims. Please join in this #momentforSandyHook

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

The world isn't over? What am I to do with all this fruit punch?

[Randy Travis @RandyDaleTravis]

I raced a tornado today...and won