Randall Gutermuth

Rants and ramblings on politics, sports, technology and life in general from a Republican pollster and strategist

[Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks]

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[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

Today’s out of office reply.

[Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks]

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NINE PICK OF THE DAY WINS FROM THE LAST 10, THIS HEATER IS GENERATIONAL. 🔥

Smash ❤️ if you're crushing the World Cup with me!

LFG, this never gets boring!

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

It is clear already that McKennie is the best and most important player on this team. #USMNT

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

And this was at noon on a beautiful Saturday. Guessing those prime time numbers for the World Cup will be a great place for campaigns to find eyeballs.

[Austin Karp @AustinKarp]

CBS shattered the English-language U.S. club soccer TV audience record with PSG-Arsenal on Saturday.

🔲3.09 million viewers
🔲Well above 2.04 million for PSG-Inter Milan in 2025
🔲 Right around the same audience that 76ers-Celtics Game 5 drew on ESPN in NBA Playoffs first round

[Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks]

Just checking the score close to Half Time…

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

Every draft night is a good reminder of how much easier it is to be an Ohio State fan than a Browns fan.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

Day 2 of Member Guest

[Mr. John Daniels @dan_themandan]

@stoolpresidente Champions Dinner stand-in

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

The NCAA’s bad scheduling tonight is actually just an ad for YouTubeTV multiview.

[Cody Brown Bets @CodyBrownBets]

🏦 CASH. MONEYYY.

Easy NCAAB winner to finish a great day!

❤️ Hit like if you tailed.

NBA and college hoops winners. LFG.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

What the heck am I supposed to watch for the next 20 minutes?

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

Just found our Presidential nominee for 2028. #86.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

SELL THE TEAM OR MOVE IT TO TORONTO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER..

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

After the Browns informed DC Jim Schwartz this morning they were passing him over to hire Todd Monken as head coach, Schwartz was visibly upset, said goodbyes in the building and told other coaches he’s not coming back, sources tell The Insiders.

Schwartz is under contract and Cleveland wants to retain him. But his future is now unclear.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

@LPDonovan Either their targeted sample is very good or very poor as I got the same survey.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

This guy can't even drop out of a race correctly. Rather than doing it over the past two weeks when no one is paying attention, he waits until today.

[New York Post @nypost]

Tim Walz abruptly drops out of Minnesota governor’s race in wake of alleged billion-dollar fraud scandal https://t.co/LnicWao6BL

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

I’m a bit concerned my Buckeyes were in fact not holding back on offensive plays waiting for the playoffs.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

The odds on 0-0 were +1400. Still doesn’t seem high enough.

[Randall Gutermuth @RandyGOP]

Time to put Tua in. Hire Saban as head coach!