Randy Cabral

Comedy Juggler, Life Coach, Peanut Butter Connoisseur

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Time Management
Wear hats.
You’ll never have to comb your hair.

~Life Coaching with Randy

#LifeCoach

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Hands down.
Best comment I’ve ever received.
😂🐱
#royalcaribbean

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@elonmusk People like to watch dumpster fires.

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@elonmusk But we can still trash you for free without being verified, right?

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@ScottMichaux @CollegeGameDay This tweet didn’t age well. 😂😂😂

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Had a great 2 weeks on the largest cruise ship in the world.
Symphony of the Seas

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Sunset over Miami.
#miami #cruise #freedomoftheseas #royalcaribbean

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@IamJeffPeden 😂😂😂

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Saw someone in the gym working out while wearing a fannypack and realized I need to up my fanny game.

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Never milk the audience for applause.

~Life Coaching with Randy

#LifeCoach

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I’ve decided to give up juggling and open a petting zoo in the Bahamas.

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@rickcorso Thanks @rickcorso !

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Thanks @NickWeirShowbiz. Great meeting you!

[Nick Weir @NickWeirShowbiz]

Balancing a spinning plate, on a stick, on your chin, while two-ball juggling with one hand, while speed bouncing a paddle ball, while balancing on a roller board, (on a moving ship), while telling hilarious one liners… #Showbiz is back baby!! Congrats to @RandyJuggler! Fun!!

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If you have to fly...

Filling the plane to capacity: #AmericanAirlines and #UnitedAirlines 👎🏼👎🏼

Middle seat open: #Delta, #JetBlue, #Southwest 👍🏼👍🏼

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@ComedyRobb Where’d ya get it from?
Sent down, or a good place here?

[Edgar Comellas @edgarcomellas]

To preface; the young lady was released shortly after (with cuts on her face), because she had in fact done nothing wrong! Date:6/3 - Chickasaw/Curry. Ford.. @OCFLMayor @RepValDemings @OrangeCoSheriff HOW is this acceptable? #BlackLivesMatter #orlandoprotest

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I’ve been self quarantined and unemployed for 3 weeks. The Tiger King is getting me through this. #TigerKing #JoeExotic #CoronaMusic #TigerKingMeme #TigerKingMemes

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@ComedyRobb 😂😂😂

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@ComedyRobb First time I logged into Twitter in years.

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~Life Coaching with Randy

#LifeCoach https://t.co/T5lOL8Gjfq

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