Randy L Kelley

I'm tired of the Democrats lies.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@KatTimpf And oh yes, happy birthday.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@KatTimpf Well my dear I find you very
Attractive but I learned long ago it's not nice to mess with married women that kind of stuff can get a man hurt. If I was married I would not expect a man to mess with my wife.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN As if your legs are not sexy enough that light makes them look even sexier if that is possible.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN Yeah I live here in Western New York State and I have the same problem with those damn ladybugs. But you're right the weather is awesome. I love where I live I walk out my back door and there's lake Erie and a beach.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN I am half tempted to pull out the Harley fill the gas tank and ride to New Jersey to give you a ride for awhile. You can put your legs up around my waist lean back on the seat and enjoy the wind in your face. Now that's freedom. You forget about everything for a little while.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN They are nice my dear but high heels on ice? Well at least you can look stylish when you fall and break your coccyx lol. Just kidding.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@paigevanzant You are looking absolutely delicious as usual my dear.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN Hey that's a Jaws of Life situation. LOL

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN I'll have the same my dear but add some sauteed onions to my burger.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@Tina_RN4L All I can say is you picked the right outfit because you look smashing my dear. But of course I think you would look hot in blue jeans and a t-shirt.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@Jim_Jordan Although I live in New York state you have my 100% confidence and support as a registered voter for the Republican party. I say it loud and proud and I don't care what people have to say to me when I tell them I am a Republican. God bless these United States.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN Honey that has been my outlook on life for many years. I don't live on this Earth to please anybody but myself and my children and grandchildren and that's it. I'm single because a woman tried to run me or should I say my money. I don't have much but what I do have I own.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@southernsass81 Yes it looks nice but OMG that color. I do not know how Winters are there but if they use a lot of salt on the roads like they do here you are going to regret that color choice. My color preferences for the weather here in New York state have always been black dark blue or red.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN So damn beautiful and sexy and a little mysterious

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@southernsass81 That's why I live almost completely off the grid. I get propane delivered for heating and cooking and that's a very large bill because I have a very large tank for a very big house. And I have a cell phone and a sat phone. I am powered by wind thanks to my windmill in my backyard

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@TotOrgasm_toys @xLovelyAdrianax @SamRamsCounrty @shinratensei_98 Okay translated he said, I want to blow my load deep inside of you and kick you to the curb for the next woman.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@xLovelyAdrianax @76Quiet @shinratensei_98 A woman as beautiful as you should not be giving it up so easily. You should make a man or a woman whichever the case may be work hard for what you have to offer. I mean make him or her wait at least 30 days after you meet them. Your dildo should be suffice for that long.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@BeBadtoKitty @76Quiet I'm sorry sweetie but usually I am put off by women that offer it up so easily. It's not personal but when you fuck a slut you get diseases. All my years on this Earth I'm happy to say I am disease-free.

[Randy L Kelley @RandyLKelley2]

@warrior19RN Lol. That brought a memory flashing back in my head as to why one of my ex's is now one of my ex's.