Randy No Arms

Randy No Arms' tiny collection of tweets on life, gaming, and the rest of the world.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@Yaboynosworc @tomwarren I seem to recall a lot of press for the PS 30th anniversary wallpapers and that required a quiz to get. Hype is as hype does.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@robertwerden Yeah, it would have to be a zoomed in view which breaks from the original but it think that’s ok. If you release the specs to 3D print our own, I could easily see people cosplaying with a globe-scape of the moon or Mordor or other sci-fi/anime locations as well as reality.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@robertwerden Whoa, things just got really real!!! Squeeeeee!

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

❤️

[Dr. CZ @AngelMD1103]

Every week, like clockwork, the same customer walks into the store and orders the same customized drink. And every single time, he sends it back, too much foam, not hot enough, too sweet, not sweet enough. The staff remake it over and over while the line grows longer. After months of complaints and tense exchanges, the manager finally pulls him aside and says, “We’ve tried everything to meet your expectations, but maybe this just isn’t the right store for you anymore.”
The customer is stunned, and offended. The manager, clearly exhausted, stands firm and tells him he’s no longer welcome at this location. Customer service is important, but so is protecting staff morale and the experience of other guests. At some point, repeated dissatisfaction might mean it’s simply not the right fit. Boundaries in business can be just as necessary as courtesy.
Does a business have the right to refuse service to someone who constantly complains, or should they continue trying to satisfy a paying customer no matter what?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

How much does the US gov ban on @CadburyUK chocolate suck?

I’m eating a bit from a bag of Bitsa Wispa that expired in 2018 and it still kicks the crap out of a Hershey bar.

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

@RandyNoArms
あなたが出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Meanwhile, education continues to be fun.
Kyle (13): "Can you play Scenes?"
Me: "Sure. Siri. Play Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
🎵🎶
K: "Siri! Play Vienna!"
🎶🎵
K: "Now the song that proves piano is percussion!"
Me: "Siri. Play Angry Young Man."
🎵🎶
K: "ooO!"

@billyjoel

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@krassenstein Know what’s scarier? “President Vance.” Let it ride until the batteries completely kick.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@Matt_Pinner Pizza Hut? Taken for granted?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Oh, BTW, @MetaQuestVR, when I replied to say "Hey, thanks for fixing the issue!" your AI bot replied with *another* email saying that they are escalating the issue and monitoring progress on a fix.

Just... wow. Maybe they need to escalate closing the ticket?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Greetings once again @MetaQuestVR! Pro tip: update your gods damned AI support bots. You pinged me today to praise me for my patience and that you're monitoring my problem. ...but when I check the issue, it's already fixed? What exactly are you monitoring?!

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Hi again,
@MetaQuestVR!

Hope your thanksgiving was swell and thanks for the updates "we updated the birthdate on your accounts but it still not updating" but I'm wondering if the plan is to just wait the three months, so I can resubmit again?

Unless another rejection is due?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@Wisdom_HQ 49 or 95 for base 10
9E for base-16 (158)
H5 for base-26 (447)

Options.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Still waiting, @MetaQuestVR for an updated account, with a correct birthday, or for some form of support here. Been six weeks now, since this started. Maybe this is what you mean, when your app says, "try again, in three months" or it just coincidence?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

@oelma__ Lost.

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

AGAIN: FIX THE BIRTHDATE ON MY ACCOUNT SO I DON'T APPEAR 13.

FIX THE BIRTHDATE ON MY KID'S ACCOUNT SO THEY ARE 13.

YOU ARE ENDANGERING US ON YOUR SERVICE. YOU ARE PREVENTING ME FROM USING PARENTAL CONTROLS.

THIS HAS GONE ON FOR OVER A MONTH NOW!

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

Back again @MetaQuestVR since your most recent email is again "take a screencast of your experience" or "take a screenshot of the error message" which is COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. Why do I have to keep troubleshooting your broken web site when you keep telling me you "fixed" this?

[Randy No Arms @RandyNoArms]

And once more at the top level
@MetaQuestVR
FIX THE BIRTHDATE ON MY ACCOUNT SO I DON'T APPEAR 13.

FIX THE BIRTHDATE ON MY KID'S ACCOUNT.

YOU ARE ENDANGERING US ON YOUR SERVICE. YOU ARE PREVENTING ME FROM USING PARENTAL CONTROLS.

THIS HAS GONE ON FOR OVER A MONTH NOW!