Randy Ploesser

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

@TheMostFunThing @wtairmd @ryyanlay @cairofoster Actually… I’m lost. Can you guys help me find my way back to MySpace or if not help me get some followers?

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

@TheMostFunThing @wtairmd @ryyanlay @cairofoster Being an influencer, naturally

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@TheMostFunThing @wtairmd @ryyanlay @cairofoster Engaging in riveting discourse duh

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@wtairmd @ryyanlay @TheMostFunThing @cairofoster We taught him well. Well, we tried.

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

@wtairmd @ryyanlay @TheMostFunThing @cairofoster @TheMostFunThing Lou and I skated for quicksilver light (Ezekiel) and he confirmed that was part of it, but as we now know, the gospel of heelflip check is spread by its many disciples, it’s hard to pin down the origin story. Happy primo-ing sk8tweeters

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@the_dauph But what if your question is extra questiony?

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I have a lot of smart opinions including this one which will probably go viral AF #twittergenius #edgetweets

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@the_dauph Listened to the new sunkilmoon album on the way to Des Moines... never thought I’d say this but it might be mark kozelek.

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@priceyhot It’s a frontside natas spin obviously

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@mmunzenrider I’ve been waiting for the bow tie and one of those little hats with the pinwheel on top for years now. If you want something done right...

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

@priceyhot Can you see if my mag minute is still up?

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

bunch of posers on here. #skatetwitter

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

how do I make a video of myself to show to all my tweet-fans??? #help!

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

Used to think twitter was wack, now, maybe I kind of like it. Where is everyone?

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

twitter day 2021 ya'll! Dont call it a comback!

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pro tip: dont unfollow me because I tweet too much. Songbirds gotta sing. If you do you'll be missing out on the time today when I drink too much coffee and say something controversial and ruin my life.

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

pro tip: dont unfollow me because I tweet too much. Songbirds gotta sing. If you do you'll be missing out on the time today when I drink too much coffee and say something controversial and ruin my life.

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

haha, you got hacked, you are dumb

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

are 2020 jokes still #trending on here? Can someone DM me and tell me how many more I characters I have left today? Where is everyone?

[Randy Ploesser @RandyPloesser]

When the world ends, two things will remain, Cockroaches and small talk.

2015: Hey! How are you today!?

"Pretty good!"

2020: Hey! How was observing the bottomless pit of human misery on your hand window today?!

"Pretty good!"